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-   -   Hay Guys! I'm on Birth Control! (PICS!) (56K = OKAY!) (Now with lactating action!) (http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=519631)

dvq 04-03-2005 07:25 PM

Hay Guys! I'm on Birth Control! (PICS!) (56K = OKAY!) (Now with lactating action!)
 
So like, a girl left a birth control patch @ my apartment, and I neglected to tell her she forgot it here. So I've decided to put it on for three weeks and see what happens. What's the worst that can happen, right?

Onto the :pics:

One handsome specimen!
[IMG]http://uploads.vuquoc.com/birthcontrol/holding-patch.jpg[/IMG]

One patch!
[IMG]http://uploads.vuquoc.com/birthcontrol/the-patch.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://uploads.vuquoc.com/birthcontrol/the-patch2.jpg[/IMG]

That is NOT A MACRO!

Strip Tease + Application Process
[IMG]http://uploads.vuquoc.com/birthcontrol/application-process.jpg[/IMG]

Patch Applied!! (You'd think they make these in different flesh tones, this thing is almost fucking neon on my tan skin!)
[IMG]http://uploads.vuquoc.com/birthcontrol/applied.jpg[/IMG]

That's right guys, I'M FULLY BIRTH CONTROLLED BIATCH!
[IMG]http://uploads.vuquoc.com/birthcontrol/fullybirthcontrolled.jpg[/IMG]


So ya, watcha think?


[B]Update #1 - Monday April 04, 2005[/B] (.com.net.org links, www-less people can go to hell)
[url]http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?p=14296726&posted=1#post14296726[/url]
[url]http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php?p=14296726&posted=1#post14296726[/url]
[url]http://www.genmay.org/showthread.php?p=14296726&posted=1#post14296726[/url]
[B]Update #2 - Tuesday April 05, 2005[/B]
[url]http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?p=14314608#post14314608[/url]
[url]http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php?p=14314608#post14314608[/url]
[url]http://www.genmay.org/showthread.php?p=14314608#post14314608[/url]
[B]Update #3 - Wed April 06, 2005[/B]
[url]http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?p=14322749#post14322749[/url]
[url]http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php?p=14322749#post14322749[/url]
[url]http://www.genmay.org/showthread.php?p=14322749#post14322749[/url]
[B]Update #4 - Mon April 11, 2005[/B]
[url]http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?p=14383810#post14383810[/url]
[url]http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php?p=14383810#post14383810[/url]
[url]http://www.genmay.org/showthread.php?p=14383810#post14383810[/url]
[B]Update #5 - Mon April 11, 2005[/B]
[url]http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?p=14386715&posted=1#post14386715[/url]
[url]http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php?p=14386715&posted=1#post14386715[/url]
[url]http://www.genmay.org/showthread.php?p=14386715&posted=1#post14386715[/url]
[B]Update #6 - Mon April 11, 2005 <--- FINALE[/B]
[url]http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?p=14387237&posted=1#post14387237[/url]
[url]http://www.genmay.net/showthread.php?p=14387237&posted=1#post14387237[/url]
[url]http://www.genmay.org/showthread.php?p=14387237&posted=1#post14387237[/url]

Aldaris 04-03-2005 07:26 PM

you're gonna grow breasts

daria703 04-03-2005 07:26 PM

EW

you gon get pregnant, it works backward for guys

_DeeChan_ 04-03-2005 07:26 PM

wait, what the fuck is wrong with you?

edit: [quote]The patch also thickens your cervical mucus, making it difficult for sperm to enter the uterus and reach any eggs that may be released.[/quote]

ytcracker 04-03-2005 07:26 PM

that is a bad idea

zoopnazi 04-03-2005 07:26 PM

:lol:

Drool-Boy 04-03-2005 07:26 PM

I think yer gonna grow tits now

PhoS 04-03-2005 07:26 PM

You are about to grow a vagina

Suicide King 04-03-2005 07:26 PM

say goodbye to your liver.

bezerker 04-03-2005 07:27 PM

:lol:

ytcracker 04-03-2005 07:27 PM

youre supposed to rotate them weekly anyway

Tracertmister 04-03-2005 07:27 PM

...no

kristchan 04-03-2005 07:27 PM

[QUOTE=Aldaris]you're gonna grow breasts[/QUOTE]
this was going to be my reply

I've got a bunch of left over pills if you want them

Anale Grande 04-03-2005 07:28 PM

are you sure that's a good idea?

Tracertmister 04-03-2005 07:28 PM

[QUOTE=kristchan]this was going to be my reply

I've got a bunch of left over pills if you want them[/QUOTE]
PIF...
















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