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Tyrone 08-08-2005 12:44 PM

Prank Calling the Geek Squad, need ideas now! v. bored @ work.
What the fuck cashmoney uploads is retarded. I'll rehost by tommorow morning. :mad:

So I'm at work and me and a co-worker are bored. We're prank calling the geek squad and recording the funny ones.

Hurry up and give me ideas for things to say. I'll post up the good ones in a few hours when were done.

Things weve tried:

1. Why won't AOL run under my windows 3.1 machine?
2. Can't install HL2, bad steam ID
3. What stage to install Gentoo linux for Apache?
4. Halp i pressed the delete key on and the internet is gone@!11


[size=6]For all the guests from digg, listen to "fan won't work" first, it's by far the best![/size]

Edit: MP3's

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Keyboard Drivers -jewbloob

General Failure -jewbloob

My Computer Turns on by Itself -Tyrone

Hacked My Gibson -Tyrone

I Like My Popups -Tyrone

I Ejaculated on my Keyboard -Tyrone

My CD Drive Won't Work -Tyrone

Gay Porn Removal -Tyrone

Floppy Wheel Drive -jewbloob

Help With Minesweeper -Tyrone

My Mom's Wedding Ring is Stuck in the Floppy Drive - Outtake 1 -jewbloob (help of Tyrone)

Wedding Ring Stuck in Floppy Drive

Fan won't Work -Tyrone

Call to Xcric from Gen[M]ay -tyrone


IM me with ideas @ Darkelite27 :)

suffocate 08-08-2005 12:44 PM

geek squa d is gay imho

Suicide King 08-08-2005 12:45 PM

tell them your speakers won't work, and when they come up they'll find that your headphones are still plugged in :cool:

Tyrone 08-08-2005 12:45 PM

[QUOTE=suffocate]geek squa d is gay imho[/QUOTE]
qft they dont know shit!

Aldaris 08-08-2005 12:45 PM

geek squad is some lameass shit

InModWeTrust 08-08-2005 12:46 PM

find any key
setup own isp via satellite

KNYTE 08-08-2005 12:46 PM

They only hire the finest MCSE qualified techs that Manpower Staffing has to offer!

Fenster Meister 08-08-2005 12:46 PM

here's a couponette for a punch to the face

Suicide King 08-08-2005 12:47 PM

tell them you need help getting through Mine Sweeper :lol:

Tyrone 08-08-2005 12:47 PM

[QUOTE=Niggalips]tell them you need help getting through Mine Sweeper :lol:[/QUOTE]

Bossk 08-08-2005 12:47 PM

Call them and say you want to jack off but the porno you downloaded keeps telling you that you don't have the right codec. Make sure to sound really desperate, and then start crying because you can't get laid.

Lantec 08-08-2005 12:49 PM

Fuck you asshole, I'm part of the Geek Squad :mad:

No, I'm not, I make fun of them as they walk down the store aisles. GEEK!!

chriachrias 08-08-2005 12:49 PM

Tell them your CS hacks won't work or tell them someone stole your cloudsong through the internets.

asdsad 08-08-2005 12:50 PM

Ask them if someone broke the internet.

Tret 08-08-2005 12:51 PM

I wonder how much they get paid.

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