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leetsauce 01-13-2007 07:59 AM

[QUOTE=Synth3t1c;20335036]IN AFTER THE VLAUT[/QUOTE]

rodrego 01-13-2007 09:47 AM

in after and before the vault

ERL857 01-13-2007 10:37 AM

new years eve 12/31/05

All day I wasn't feeling right, didn't eat much except for some dinner (fortunately that was it). Meet up with a friend and we drive to a party about 20 min away. Chilled for a bit and drove back to our town (much closer to my house) to visit another party. Well after eating dinner I had a rumble in my stomach that kept getting worse, I had to shit, but just couldn't. After a little while at the second house I finally let it loose, obliterated the bathroom (yet this was the least of that bathrooms worries). After a few rounds I told my friend I was just going to go home for the night. I got home and the shitting continued for a few hours, to the point I was shitting and puking at the same time.

Now as for that bathroom, after I had left, my friends told me a few days later that the one person I was with had done a few too many shots of everclear and vodka and destroyed that bathroom.

1. have to shit all day but dont
2. first part still no shit
3. second place pure liquid evil comes out my ass
4. go home release gallons of evil out of both ends
5. at same time friend obliterates bathroom
6....
7. no profit :barf:


Last year during a house fire about 2.5 hours into it (fire is out we are doing overhaul) the italian food we had for dinner was making its presence know. I wasn't fortunate like some others just to puke it up on the lawn and keep on going. No it had to work its way through me and come out the other end. So now all of a sudden the urge to shit hit me and it was an urge like none other. Fortunately the neighbor across the street from the house we we're called to was nice enough to let me use his bathroom. Never dropped my gear that fast and shit so much in my life. Downside to that is one person spread rumor that I had shit myself, which didn't actually happen.

1. Major house fire
2. fire is out overhaul
3. italian food decides to make its presence known
4. destory neighbors bathroom
5. rumor spread that i shat myself
6. never shat self
7 ...
8. Profit?

Remkieshta 01-13-2007 02:40 PM

In the fourth grade there was a kid who used to shit his pants for weeks and never change
There's really nothing more to the story, the kid shat in class and we all made fun of him

Baloneyflaps 01-13-2007 02:45 PM

[QUOTE=Remkieshta;20336993]In the fourth grade there was a kid who used to shit his pants for weeks and never change
There's really nothing more to the story, the kid shat in class and we all made fun of him[/QUOTE]


Oh man... we had a chronic pisser in the 2nd grade. He ALWAYS reeked of piss like a divebar or truckstop bathroom. He was made to sit in a special desk by the teacher at the front of the room facing toward the rest of the class like the teacher, so that she could ask him every couple of minutes "do you need to go to the bathroom?"


yeah, we made fun of him
:lol:

Phil Taylor 01-13-2007 03:02 PM

Someone at my college had a really bad case of the shits... he ended up having projectile diarrhea in the middle of an economics class, coating one of the chairs in hot, liquified shit.

I honestly had no idea liquid could travel through denim so fast. :barf:

AVRP EMP CAES MCCCLXIX 01-13-2007 03:03 PM

[QUOTE=Baloneyflaps.;20337014]Oh man... we had a chronic pisser in the 2nd grade. He ALWAYS reeked of piss like a divebar or truckstop bathroom. He was made to sit in a special desk by the teacher at the front of the room facing toward the rest of the class like the teacher, so that she could ask him every couple of minutes "do you need to go to the bathroom?"


yeah, we made fun of him
:lol:[/QUOTE]

Robbie or an Obbie?

Baloneyflaps 01-13-2007 03:07 PM

[QUOTE=AVRP EMP CAES MCCCLXIX;20337065]Robbie or an Obbie?[/QUOTE]



As it happens, his name was Robert so I suppose I could answer "Robbie".


That coincidence aside I have no idea what you just asked.



:wtf:

AVRP EMP CAES MCCCLXIX 01-13-2007 03:22 PM

[QUOTE=Baloneyflaps.;20337082]As it happens, his name was Robert so I suppose I could answer "Robbie".


That coincidence aside I have no idea what you just asked.



:wtf:[/QUOTE]

Dam I'm good. :cool:

Jari - 01-13-2007 03:34 PM

So just as I announce I was about to stick it in her pooper, she was shocked. "but I poop from there." I replied "not right now you don't."

Gain 01-13-2007 03:38 PM

1) wake up
2) really tired
3) sit on toilet
4) commence shitting
5) stand up
6) lift toilet seat
7) sit down
8) resume shitting
9) lysol

L33T_h4x0r_d00d 01-13-2007 03:39 PM

[QUOTE=Phil Taylor;20337062]Someone at my college had a really bad case of the shits... he ended up having projectile diarrhea in the middle of an economics class, coating one of the chairs in hot, liquified shit.

I honestly had no idea liquid could travel through denim so fast. :barf:[/QUOTE]


[IMG]http://i10.tinypic.com/4h2p9tz.gif[/IMG]

NIPPLES OF VENGEANCE 01-13-2007 03:59 PM

[QUOTE=L33T_h4x0r_d00d;20337181][IMG]http://i10.tinypic.com/4h2p9tz.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

quoted for the funniest gif i have ever seen


edit - id still sex her even after she shit in the hottub

TheRequiem 01-13-2007 04:07 PM

[QUOTE=Blueacid;14001981]mmmmmm, glued.[/QUOTE]

Caulked.

mezohorny695 01-13-2007 05:39 PM

dot folder


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