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theLiberator 03-14-2005 09:47 AM

[QUOTE=malamute face]i guess i'll post the most disgusting thing my friend ever called to tell me

1. friend had anal
2. bf jizzed inside
3. couldn’t shit for days
4. went to doctor, got medicine
5. finally shitted, what first came out was crusty white shit[/QUOTE]
Oh yuck.

Blueacid 03-14-2005 09:59 AM

[QUOTE=theLiberator]Oh yuck.[/QUOTE]

mmmmmm, glued.

Aldaris 03-14-2005 09:59 AM

I miss the old [M]! It's just a bunch of tards and spam now! (and seņor Chavez is to a large degree correct about this, damn 24k scum...)

MachTy 03-14-2005 10:00 AM

[QUOTE=malamute face]i guess i'll post the most disgusting thing my friend ever called to tell me

1. friend had anal
2. bf jizzed inside
3. couldn’t shit for days
4. went to doctor, got medicine
5. finally shitted, what first came out was crusty white shit[/QUOTE]
fucking gross

malamute face 03-14-2005 10:01 AM

sorry :(

aldaris i like your g.i. joe quote :D

VoodoochildBC 03-14-2005 10:01 AM

1. Girl is sad that nobody's ever pooped on her chest
2. I pooped on her chest
3. .....
4. Profit

nofuturenochange 03-14-2005 10:02 AM

[QUOTE=VoodoochildBC]1. Girl is sad that nobody's ever pooped on her chest
2. I pooped on her chest
3. .....
4. Profit[/QUOTE]
lies!!

Chavez 03-14-2005 10:02 AM

[QUOTE=Aldaris]I miss the old [M]! It's just a bunch of tards and spam now! (and seņor Chavez is to a large degree correct about this, damn 24k scum...)[/QUOTE]


Jebus Christ! :rolleyes: :tard:

Viremia 03-14-2005 10:02 AM

p00p is funny

Chavez 03-14-2005 10:03 AM

[QUOTE=nofuturenochange]lies!![/QUOTE]

damnit 03-14-2005 10:03 AM

1. Go to hot chicks house.
2. Drink wine and beer.
3. Stomach problems.
4. Shit my pants and her floor.
5...
6. Now shes my girlfriend
7. Profit.

Aldaris 03-14-2005 10:03 AM

[QUOTE=Chavez]Jebus Christ! :rolleyes: :tard:[/QUOTE]
I miss the old [M]! It's just a bunch of tards and spam now! (and seņor Chavez is to a large degree correct about this, damn 24k scum...)

nofuturenochange 03-14-2005 10:04 AM

[QUOTE=damnit]1. Go to hot chicks house.
2. Drink wine and beer.
3. Stomach problems.
4. Shit my pants and her floor.
5...
6. Now shes my girlfriend
7. Profit.[/QUOTE]
that must have been ridiculously embarassing. i mixed beer and champagne at my friends house once time. i spent the rest of the night throwing up, eventually i passed out on the bathroom floor. but they were nice enough to give me a pillow :)

Chavez 03-14-2005 10:05 AM

[QUOTE=damnit]1. Go to hot chicks house.
2. Drink wine and beer.
3. Stomach problems.
4. Shit my pants and her floor.
5...
6. Now shes my girlfriend
7. Profit.[/QUOTE]

:( and :cool:...I guess.

Tom Kazansky 03-14-2005 10:05 AM

[QUOTE=Thantos]those are awesome, it's like breaking a dam[/QUOTE]

:lol:


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