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pyramid 11-19-2013 11:34 AM

How to open cans with no tools
 
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Hey guys, what's going on in this forum?

Kahnza 11-19-2013 11:36 AM

If its the apocalypse, just go into any of the thousands of houses nearby and take a can opener.

joemama 11-19-2013 11:42 AM

They left out the part about cutting your finger off doing that shit. Why didn't they demonstrate on that ginormous can? :p

pyramid 11-19-2013 11:51 AM

Ginormous can was russian surplus ammo that they probably want to keep in the can for the actual endtimes.

Also, those things are ten bitches on a bitch boat to open with actual tools.

Baloneyflaps 11-19-2013 12:22 PM

:cool:

RuHo 11-19-2013 12:34 PM

:cool:

Typhoon43 11-19-2013 01:18 PM

:cool: :cool:

Baloneyflaps 11-20-2013 05:07 AM

and for anyone who doesn't know, a P38 can opener is the best 50 cents you can spend in an army surplus store (or ebay, etc)

[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SJtZIsk8koc/TlzOs1oAzvI/AAAAAAAADtM/Zh4CVREGvxw/s1600/SAM_3574.JPG[/img] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/P-38_Can_Opener.jpg[/img]


the original video is awesome, but doesn't help much if you don't have a flat stone or cement surface around, won't work as well rubbing it on the side of a tree ;)


highly recommend a P38 or 10 for anyone who has a 'bugout bag' or just likes to have some things just in case...

Kahnza 11-20-2013 09:37 AM

[QUOTE=Baloneyflaps;25245589]and for anyone who doesn't know, a P38 can opener is the best 50 cents you can spend in an army surplus store (or ebay, etc)

[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SJtZIsk8koc/TlzOs1oAzvI/AAAAAAAADtM/Zh4CVREGvxw/s1600/SAM_3574.JPG[/img] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/P-38_Can_Opener.jpg[/img]


the original video is awesome, but doesn't help much if you don't have a flat stone or cement surface around, won't work as well rubbing it on the side of a tree ;)


highly recommend a P38 or 10 for anyone who has a 'bugout bag' or just likes to have some things just in case...[/QUOTE]

You can get a pack of 15 on Amazon for $5

page4 11-20-2013 04:16 PM

sounds like a good way to cut your finger.

GhEttOrAiD 11-20-2013 04:34 PM

video is useless to myrapad because neither bacon nor fancy parmigiano come canned

he will probably die of starvation a few days after Obama ashes his menthol onto the big red button

pyramid 11-20-2013 04:37 PM

Bacon does too come in a can...

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BXE4v1l.jpg[/IMG]

and it is delicious.

pyramid 11-20-2013 04:38 PM

Seriously I bought a bunch of cans but I eated them all. :o

GhEttOrAiD 11-20-2013 04:40 PM

haha forgot all about that

any pics? describe the texture of the contents

are the bacon strips suspended in grease?

pyramid 11-20-2013 04:45 PM

It's like a bunch of good bacon laid out on sheets of wax paper and then rolled up and stuffed in a can. You get a decent amount in each can too. I would call it 1 full pyramid serving.

it comes out quite greasy and doesn't look too good but is still tasty straight out of the can. can be difficult to remove from the can because of how much there is.

a brief stint in a microwave or some other heating device makes it look smell and taste like full on freshly cooked bacon again and thins out the grease to acceptable levels.

10/10 would recommend for maximum enjoyment of the apocalypse.


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