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touareg208 12-08-2006 07:09 PM

***Picked up New Ride***
 
[color=red]EDITED: by the Commandant: user deleted contents of this post prior to my vaulting the thread. i am editing in Rang3find3r's cliffs as follows. Original content of this post is preserved further in the thread by quotes. any images that may not work are likely pictures of a light blue volkswagen touareg v8.[/color]
[quote=Rang3find3r]
[B]1.[/B] touareg208, long time Canadian bullshit artist, posts thread with pictures about his new "purchase", claiming he paid for it with his own saved cash

[B]2.[/B] first to call bullshit

[B]3.[/B] shens called by several people, proof requested

[B]4.[/B] Thlam catches a fairly big [URL="http://www.genmay.com/showpost.php?p=20100979&postcount=72"]slipup[/URL]

[B]5.[/B] asshat requests my permaban, and goes on to [URL="http://www.genmay.com/showpost.php?p=20101333&postcount=89"]claim that the vehicle was purchased in Louisville, Kentucky and imported up to Ontario, and that he will uncensor the pics to show Ontario plates [/URL]

[B]6. [/B][URL="http://www.genmay.com/showpost.php?p=20101386&postcount=90"]bullshit called[/URL] with eBay link showing the vehicle is actually located in Cleveland, Ohio, with the auction having ended two hours prior to posting the thread

[B]7. [/B]insurmountable pwnage ensues

[B]8. [/B]bans called for touareg, subsequently denied, but many call for namerape/title, and is [URL="http://www.genmay.com/showpost.php?p=20104370&postcount=323"]quickly provided[/URL]

[B]9. [/B][URL="http://www.genmay.com/showpost.php?p=20102141&postcount=139"]links begin to surface[/URL] showing his asshattery and bullshit claims on other forums as well

[B]10. [/B]and he makes his first [URL="http://www.genmay.com/showpost.php?p=20102869&postcount=190"]appearance[/URL] since shens called

[B]11. [/B]typical oblivious goofballs [URL="http://www.genmay.com/showpost.php?p=20103192&postcount=219"]stumble in[/URL] without a clue

[B]12. [/B][URL="http://www.genmay.com/showpost.php?p=20103702&postcount=231"]lol M3[/URL]

[B]13. [/B][URL="http://www.genmay.com/showpost.php?p=20104174&postcount=296"]thread moved[/URL] to main forum

[B]14. [/B]I thought [URL="http://www.genmay.com/showpost.php?p=20104677&postcount=373"]this[/URL] was hilarious

[B]15. [/B]these cliffs are getting' too fuckin' long

[B]16. [/B]OMGTOUAREGLOL decides it would make sense to edit his first post.. [URL="http://www.genmay.com/showpost.php?p=20112815&postcount=562"]to no avail [/URL]

[B]17. [/B]more pwnage, some idiots come in to stir shit, etc, moving right along

[B]18. [/B]vlaut[/QUOTE]

touareg208 12-08-2006 07:11 PM

in before rabbitfacedkilla makes High Output comment ;)

Rang3find3r 12-08-2006 07:11 PM

forgot to log out on your parent's computer?

[SIZE="5"][B]EDIT: THIS IDIOT IS NOW OFFICIALLY COMPLETELY PWNT[/B][/SIZE] :lol: :lol: :lol:

[SIZE="5"][B]See cliffs at the bottom of this post, or stop being so fucking lazy and read the first 100 posts :tard:[/B][/SIZE]

[QUOTE=touareg208;20097530]So I picked up my new ride today...

2005 Touareg V8
-Air Ride
-Leather
-20" Rims
-Navigation
-Tiptronic

53,000km (33,000mi) on it

(Images rehosted, no shenanigans for j00)
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rang3find3r/t10re8.jpg[img]
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rang3find3r/t14op6.jpg[img]
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rang3find3r/t15hq6.jpg[img]
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rang3find3r/t17in7.jpg[img]
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rang3find3r/t20un5.jpg[img]

No it's not for any of my relatives. Yes I paid for it. No I'm not selling the Intrepid right now.[/QUOTE]

is that so?

[url]http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Volkswagen-Touareg-LOADED-2005-VW-TOUAREG-V8-NAVIGATION-TOP-OF-THE-LINE-CHEAP_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ84167QQihZ011QQitemZ320055483130QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW[/url]

[quote]Item location: *Cleveland/Akron, Ohio*, United States[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Internet - 1
Kid - zip

[img]http://carad.ebayimg.com/i11/01/a/000/77/3c/929b_4.JPG[/img]

[img]http://carad.ebayimg.com/i19/01/a/000/77/3c/92ac_4.JPG[/img]

[img]http://carad.ebayimg.com/i17/01/a/000/77/3c/92b7_4.JPG[/img]

[img]http://carad.ebayimg.com/i10/06/a/000/77/3c/92d8_4.JPG[/img]

[img]http://carad.ebayimg.com/i23/04/a/000/77/3c/92da_4.JPG[/img]

[B][SIZE="7"]Cliffs:[/SIZE][/B]

1. touareg208, with a history of questionable posts and Bullshit stories, posts a thread about the new Touareg that he just "bought"
2. myself and others talk shit and call Shens
3. highly questionable claims are made, more flames and foolish support for our liar
4. I find the eBay ad that he stole the pictures from
5. Unsurmountable pwnage ensues
6. Auto[M]ay gets its share of the profit this time :D
7. These cliffs suck ass

touareg208 12-08-2006 07:11 PM

[QUOTE=Rang3find3r;20097539]forgot to log out on your parent's computer?[/QUOTE]

What? :confused:

DuMa 12-08-2006 07:15 PM

those are 20" wheels? wow. they look fucking small

elysian 12-08-2006 07:16 PM

they're not 20's.

FatCat4-9'er 12-08-2006 07:22 PM

[QUOTE=-.. ..- -- .-;20097558]those are 20" wheels? wow. they look fucking small[/QUOTE]

qft

touareg208 12-08-2006 07:23 PM

Shoulda specified. These are 18" that came with the car. The 20s will be put on first thing tomorrow morning.

keer sucking gewk 12-08-2006 07:24 PM

lol used cars

totensiebush 12-08-2006 07:28 PM

[QUOTE=touareg208;20097599]Shoulda specified. These are 18" that came with the car. The 20s will be put on first thing tomorrow morning.[/QUOTE]no 26s no care

touareg208 12-08-2006 07:33 PM

[QUOTE=keer sucking gewk;20097603]lol used cars[/QUOTE]

uhhh... the MSRP was $76,000 with options and all... I paid about half that about 1.5 years later... and it only has 53,000km on it... :tard: It's still better than your car. ;)

DuMa 12-08-2006 07:34 PM

now your name makes sense.

DoucheBagalo 12-08-2006 07:35 PM

Looks nice... hope it holds up for you.

Lots of knobs and shit on that dash!

Abit667 12-08-2006 07:40 PM

The only reason to get that thing is for the V10 TDI and you got the V8.

dvq 12-08-2006 07:40 PM

[QUOTE=touareg208;20097639]uhhh... the MSRP was $76,000 with options and all... I paid about half that about 1.5 years later... and it only has 53,000km on it... :tard: It's still better than your car. ;)[/QUOTE]

What's so cool about the Touareg?


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