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Genmay Art Gawd
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My girlfriend can't drive. It's infuriating. In heavy traffic she'll punch it as soon as there's an opening then slam on the breaks with a little "oh, whoops!" missing the car ahead of us by mere centimeters....then when there's no traffic, she'll drift trucks going 35 miles an hour the entire trip home.

About 95% of the time I drive, but sometimes she insists. If I didn't back seat drive her and tell her to pass slow traffic, I'd still be on the freeway right now.
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Old 08-01-2008, 12:16 AM Millions is offline  
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