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_adam
 
This isn't funny, and I don't advise reading it; I just liked seeing how much of this person's time I could waste.
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Status: Connected to guide: SherriD
SherriD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: HI THERE
SherriD: Hi
SherriD: What can I find for you tonight?
You: MY GRAND-SON WAS OVER EARLIER, AND I LET HIM USE MY COMPUTER
You: AND NOW ALL THE LETTERS I TYPE ARE CAPITAL
SherriD: I can help you with that.
You: HOW DO I MAKE THEM GO BACK TO NORMAL?
SherriD: press down on your caps lock key
SherriD: once
SherriD: then try typing
You: I DON'T SEE ONE
You: I ONLY SEE A "NUMBER LOCK" ONE
You: IS THAT IT?
SherriD: On your keyboard... above the shift key
You: THAT ONE IS "ENTER" WITH A LITTLE ARROW ON IT
You: OH THERE'S ONE CALLED "SCROLL LOCK" IS THAT IT?
SherriD: No caps lock?
SherriD: to the left of the keyboard?
You: I DON'T THINK SO
You: BY THE RIGHT SHIFT, THERE'S THE "ENTER" ONE
SherriD: Should be to the left of the letter a
You: AND BY THE LEFT SHIFT, IT'S ONE THAT SAYS "TAB"
SherriD: try to press down on that one
You: THAT JUST MADE IT SO MY TEXT MOVED OVER A FEW SPACES
SherriD: try to push dwon on your shift key...keeping it down while you hit that key
You: AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WORD
You: holding down shift lets me type in little letters
You: but usually it's the opposite way
You: i have to press shift to type capital ones
You: i'm going to stop holding shift now, my pinky is tired
SherriD: Very odd
You: WHAT DOES "CTRL" DO?
You: I TRIED PRESSING THAT BUT NOTHING HAPPENS
SherriD: I don't know why that is happening
SherriD: I am not sure.
You: OKAY HANG ON, I MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING
SherriD: Do you want me to try to find an informative web site that may help you?
SherriD: Did you figure it out?
You: I CALLED MY GRAND-SON'S MOM JUST NOW AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE DID
You: HE SAID HE "FED THE CAPS LOCK KEY TO MY DOG"
SherriD: well, that is a problem
You: AND HE SAID I CAN'T TURN OFF THE CAPITAL LETTERS WITHOUT THE BUTTON
SherriD: I guess I cannot help you with that one
SherriD: Can I help you with anything else tonight?
You: SEARCH FOR A VETERINARIAN IN COLLEGE PARK, MARYLAND PLEASE
You: I NEED TO FIND OUT HOW TO GET THAT KEY
SherriD: Sure, Please hold on while I find that information.
You: THANK YOU
SherriD: What is your vet's name?
You: I DON'T HAVE ONE YET. WE JUST MOVED HERE
You: I'M IN COLLEGE PARK / LAUREL, MARYLAND THOUGH
You: SO LOOK THERE, PLEAES
You: IF THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO SORT THROUGH THIS DOG'S POOP TO FIND THAT KEY, I'M MAKING THAT LITTLE SHIT BILLY DO IT
SherriD: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (IF THEY TELL ME I HAVE TO SORT THROUGH THIS DOG'S POOP TO FIND THAT KEY, I'M MAKING THAT LITTLE SHIT BILLY DO IT)
You: I TOLD MY DAUGHTER SHE SHOULD HAVE ABORTED THAT KID
You: BUT NOOOO, SHE'S PRO LIFE
You: LOOK WHERE THAT GETS YOU
You: IT GETS YOU A DELINQUENT LITTLE PUNK WHO FEEDS HIS GRANDPA'S KEYS TO HIS DOG
SherriD: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Old 11-09-2006, 07:06 PM _adam is offline  
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