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Originally Posted by IcW@teR View Post
why did i think this was about stephen hawking being gay?

Just imagine what that relationship would be like. Hawking's lover would give him wine in a sippy cup. Hawking would recite poetry with his robo voice. The evening would culminate with the lover unzipping his pants and repeatedly thrusting his engorged member into Stephen's drooling crooked mouth by the light of a crackling fire. He would then wipe his seed from the naugahyde cushion on the wheelchair, kiss him gently on the forehead and show himself out.

This signature is metal as fuck. Is yours?
Old 12-28-2012, 08:23 AM Baloneyflaps is offline  
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