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Originally Posted by Baloneyflaps View Post
I done fucked up. I got the shave nerds all riled up

Elliot Rodgers had the magic shave brush and cup. When he got all pissed off, people got killed. Hold me, Genmay. I think I'm going to die.

Originally Posted by RuHo View Post
appearance is extremely important to me, I need the best shave possible

I like to look good when I am unemployed and living in my parents house in my spergcave, and when I go to the gastropub to order my slop, people genuinely notice my tight shave

I really don't care much how I look as long as I'm decent enough to hold down my IT job. That basically means I need to wear pants most days, not have any fires on my person and not smell bad enough that you can see the stink. I'm sure many people wet shave because it leaves you with such a nice shave but one of the main reasons I do it is because it costs me $30 a year to shave. As a corollary, I have to shave less frequently and end up with less acne, ingrown hairs, nicks, razor burn and all the other shit that accompanies shaving with a razor. Of all the things I've done to improve my life over the last decade, it's up at the top of the list with exercise and eating right.
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