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Originally Posted by DreamWarrior View Post
Yeah man, they can be scary feminine looking these days...never been tricked outside of videos, though, dunno how I'd handle it.


This friend met this 'girl' at a club. We tried to tell him it was a dude, but he didn't believe it, and got mad at us because he thought we were just cockblocking him since he was the one in our group that rarely got any attention from the ladies when the rest of us did, but on this night we were snatchless so therefore we were jealous. *sigh*

long story short: he finally drunkenly encountered his dream girl's root on the dance floor. Some things cannot be unseen. This was one of them. Tears, vomiting and threats of physical violence ensued.

It was not a good night for anyone.
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