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BlisterDick
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i had a dream

where i was gettin busy with this totes hit babe, kissin and rubbin and squeezin, even a little finger action. man it was like i was 17 again, a young, STRONG buck with a thick rock hog.

so we're gettin hot and heavy and she grabs my junk underneath my pants and i had a thought/vision of this wart on the head of my dick and she says,

"yeah, i saw it earlier, it looked like a slugs eye"

then she pulled my fat hard hog out my pants and it was covered in warts all sticking up like slug eyes

it was p hot tho
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did you wake up stuck to your bed?
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what if she poured salt on your hog?
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probably do number on my clear coat
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