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preppy douche

Yes. ;-)

Honestly, when I park anywhere else closer in, I park normally. It's only at work I do this, and mostly because I seem to draw the douchebags like flies to 's rotting vagina.

And the truth is, once you've been parked to some who takes one look at your car, and slams his door into yours out of sheer spite, you kinda want to take some sort of "defensive" measures.
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Old 09-10-2010, 04:34 AM Tex Arcana is offline  
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pooping before I get ready for work

im on east coast time this week :/

How funny, I'm posting this while taking a shit at work! Only I've been here since 5am local

Retail sucks. :cry:
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Old 09-10-2010, 04:36 AM Tex Arcana is offline  
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i would be more likely to fuck your car up, if you park like a douche. while the cop might not be able to issue you a ticket, unless you are in the protected parking spots, if i was a store owner/manager, even if i was your owner/manager i would have your car towed. Might want to see if there are any tow signs around.

No tow signs; and like I said, both the SM and the HRM said they didn't care and couldn't do anything per company policy. AFAIK. Alnighte
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Seems true enough.

Some disgruntled man/woman reported you, but hey it's a truck not an exotic. A quick truck, but still...

Nothing like an M3, am I rite?

Actually... I'm fairly sure that this is the case, and I'm fairly sure I know who the bastard is...

Might be time to go postal... Alnighte
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Old 09-10-2010, 04:43 AM Tex Arcana is offline  
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Yes. ;-)

Honestly, when I park anywhere else closer in, I park normally. It's only at work I do this, and mostly because I seem to draw the douchebags like flies to 's rotting vagina.

And the truth is, once you've been parked to some who takes one look at your car, and slams his door into yours out of sheer spite, you kinda want to take some sort of "defensive" measures.

what kind of hickfuck town do you live in where a lightning is dinged out of "spite" any more than say a beat up old dodge ram
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How funny, I'm posting this while taking a shit at work! Only I've been here since 5am local

Retail sucks. :cry:

ouch. yeah im gonna be late for work but i don't care, i didn't plan on getting much accomplished today anyways and I'm still going to mark that i was there at 8 just...i dunno, checking on something before i had to come into the building or some
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Old 09-10-2010, 07:14 AM Bolix is offline  
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i have so many dings on the passenger side that i try not to look at it because it makes me sad. i don't bother getting them fixed since i'll just get more. you'd think at a business school where people pay 45k a year to attend and $700 a year to park, they would be a little more careful. the garage lines are even double wide.
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Old 09-10-2010, 07:24 AM Boogalo is offline  
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I miss owning a beater car. If I was at Costco or another place where the parking spots are nice and wide, and there was a car parked across two parking spots, I'd squeeze my car beside them so I'm parked legally, with my passenger side 2 inches from their drivers door.

I've been confronted on a few occasions for it. Last time I did it, I parked my tercel next to a jacked up F150 and came outside to find the owner waiting for me, pissed off as all fuck.

"IS THAT YOUR FUCKING CAR? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PARK LIKE THAT?"
"What? I'm the one parked *legally* here..."
"FUCK YOU! MOVE YOUR CAR!"
"Why? I'm parked 100% in a parking spot, you're the one double parked. Oh, actually I think I forgot to buy something, let me go inside and grab it..."
"HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET IN MY CAR?"
"Uh, through the passenger side?"
"FUCK YOU!"

Despite all of that, I've never been keyed, suffered a door ding or anything.
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Douche - parks close to storefront but takes up multiple spaces

cool - parks in BFE, takes up as many spots as they want.

There's a huge difference between a d-bag and a guy that just doesn't want his shit fucked up. If he's parking way out in the middle of nowhere then it's cool in my book.

Parking warning is BS.
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yup
hell, i see someone parked over two spaces and i get in as close as i fucking can to the driver's side door so they can't get in
i'm not sure what you'd get

I also enjoy this practice. Best part about owning a beater DD, I don't care if anything happens to it.
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God damn your an idiot.

Even though there are little to no people parking out there, then why the hell take up 4 spots? For fucks sake, hug a curb so you have nearly 1.5 spots. No one think you're a douche, cops won't leave shit on your car, and you won't have dings. Case closed.
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817 represent!
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