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hahaha, this is getting good.
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Old 02-28-2005, 12:18 PM Vivek is offline  
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Dan Soki
 
Inbred sicko.......
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Old 02-28-2005, 12:19 PM Dan Soki is offline  
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The Story of how Fase fell in love

This is a beautiful day thought Fase as he sat on a grassy knowl in The Realm of Everquest. He had just found his magical Ice Bow and thought he would rest for a while until the magical farries attacked again.
*shuffle*

"Whats that!? " Fase yells

A very young cow come limping up to Fase, with her own fecal matter on her head and lets a gentle mooo go. Needless to say Fase took her by her hoof and went off into the woods to his home in a tree stump. He disrobed his tunic and proceded to touch this disfigured beast. Their love making went on for days.

Days later Fase was riding his gentle cow and heard a great roar from her ass. Suddenly a bat flew out of the cows anus.

"Kiiiieeee!!" Fase yells, "What is that?!"

The cow blushes and says, its our son face, his named is FuckedUpFetus, we'll call him peter.





Am I rite?
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Old 02-28-2005, 12:19 PM Mad|coW is offline  
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shockthemonkey
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LolitaGoth
Shit, I can see why you can't get anyone better than that ugly whore. Enjoy AIDS.
shit, AIDS won't even touch that gargoyle
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[QUOTE=Nizofoshizo;21735236]i hate you stm, for now i am a fat welsh chav[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Romeoz God;21794275]Honestly stm is the single most hated mod[/QUOTE]
[img]http://x010.uploaderx.net/x/fgt.jpg[/img]
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[img]http://x022.uploaderx.net/x/llamapoopthread.png[/img]
malamute face = like the awesomest eBFF in the IDK JILL WORLD
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Old 02-28-2005, 12:19 PM shockthemonkey is offline  
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I love it, it's

Well, now you just have to do something about the title and you'll be on your way.
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Old 02-28-2005, 12:19 PM Jester is offline  
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Shit, I can see why you can't get anyone better than that ugly whore. Enjoy AIDS.
enjoy bein eurotrash
Old 02-28-2005, 12:19 PM DUmb4ss is offline  
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^

What an ugly OMGOMGOMGOMG. I've never seen something so hideous in my life.
Old 02-28-2005, 12:20 PM sir tex is offline  
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Dan Soki
 
Quote:
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shit, AIDS won't even touch that gargoyle

AIDS would be my hero if possible.........
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Old 02-28-2005, 12:20 PM Dan Soki is offline  
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shit, AIDS won't even touch that gargoyle

We can hope that through an AIDS infected needle it would still be possible.
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Old 02-28-2005, 12:20 PM Jester is offline  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bolix
So you watch the OC and Friends. You fucking fgt. Every post you make makes it worse.

sweet jesus!
all those people watching friends were FAGS??

fuck that's a LOT of fags out there

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Old 02-28-2005, 12:20 PM isildur29 is offline  
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Baloneyflaps.
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Look on the bright side: With the battered mug that girl has, I doubt she's been scooped up by another guy.


She should be waiting for you whenever you're ready.
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Old 02-28-2005, 12:21 PM Baloneyflaps. is offline  
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Well, now you just have to do something about the title and you'll be on your way.
meh, I didn't feel like spending another $5 to change it. Plus, I didn't have any good ideas.
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[QUOTE=llamapoop;22135355]THAT'S BEEN POSTED ALREADY! RTFT! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A MOD! faggot[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nizofoshizo;21735236]i hate you stm, for now i am a fat welsh chav[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Romeoz God;21794275]Honestly stm is the single most hated mod[/QUOTE]
[img]http://x010.uploaderx.net/x/fgt.jpg[/img]
[img]http://x018.uploaderx.net/x/whizzlethread.png[/img]
[img]http://x022.uploaderx.net/x/llamapoopthread.png[/img]
malamute face = like the awesomest eBFF in the IDK JILL WORLD
[img]http://x026.uploaderx.net/x/040208kristchan5.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Sawl3r;22928322]stm, you should probably revise your sig considering uploaderx is gone[/QUOTE]
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Old 02-28-2005, 12:21 PM shockthemonkey is offline  
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DUmb4ss
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Quote:
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shit, AIDS won't even touch that gargoyle
good, so i aint got shit 2 wory bout right
Old 02-28-2005, 12:21 PM DUmb4ss is offline  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jester
We can hope that through an AIDS infected needle it would still be possible.
Nah, AIDS will cower inside the syringe.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Soki
AIDS would be my hero if possible.........
i need to get me a vial of the super-aids
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[QUOTE=llamapoop;22135355]THAT'S BEEN POSTED ALREADY! RTFT! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A MOD! faggot[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nizofoshizo;21735236]i hate you stm, for now i am a fat welsh chav[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Romeoz God;21794275]Honestly stm is the single most hated mod[/QUOTE]
[img]http://x010.uploaderx.net/x/fgt.jpg[/img]
[img]http://x018.uploaderx.net/x/whizzlethread.png[/img]
[img]http://x022.uploaderx.net/x/llamapoopthread.png[/img]
malamute face = like the awesomest eBFF in the IDK JILL WORLD
[img]http://x026.uploaderx.net/x/040208kristchan5.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Sawl3r;22928322]stm, you should probably revise your sig considering uploaderx is gone[/QUOTE]
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Old 02-28-2005, 12:23 PM shockthemonkey is offline  
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DUmb4ss
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Quote:
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sweet jesus!
all those people watching friends were FAGS??

fuck that's a LOT of fags out there

qft, friends was a good show

dey r fukin nerds dey dont no shit
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