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I would just to take this opportunity to remind everyone- be careful with clippers.

I managed to slice a chunk out of my scrotum again last night whilst trimming. I have been trimming more and closer lately since the package is getting a lot more public viewing, so I did away with the comb attachment.

Fuck it hurt and bled. Seems alright today though.
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Old 03-20-2008, 08:02 PM vinnie is offline  
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is scrotum the balls or the dick? I honestly never knew.

Ball sack.
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Old 03-21-2008, 08:05 AM lodmaster is offline  
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Fuck you.

This is mostly addressed at women. Nothing personal, just how things roll. This is posted elsewhere too, more power to you if you find it.

First of all, here is a big cheery fuck you to the ex. Ten years. No, I did not do a great job of the relationship by any stretch of the imagination. I was pretty bad. You started the bad stuff though, you came crying to me when we seperated and told me it would be okay if we got back together. Then you fucked it all up. You treated me like shit anyhow. I treated you pretty bad and said some dumb stuff. I tried to apologise since... you never let me. I stopped caring after our last phone call.

Next, here is a nice cheery fuck you to everyone who has told me that I am really sweet in the last couple of years. No, I am not. Seriously, you have no idea what is going on in here. Every time someone tells me I am a really nice guy, really sweet, great to talk to, a small part of me dies on the inside. I am an angry angry person. I got over my post traumatic stress. I got over my depression. I got over my rage. Now, I am just angry.

My personal favourite- probably the one person involved who will not actually read this. You say you have family problems and have been busy with work and have no phone credit and that you are just too busy to return my messages. Sure. I tell you I believe that. I have been seeing other people the whole time you have been saying that because I do not. You are online every single day, I know you are lying. I am only waiting to see why... and because you are possible the hottest person I will ever meet. Okay, that is a lot of it. I still know you are full of shit though. Fuck you.

Fuck you #4. You tell me you are so sorry you did not return my messages, you liked me, then you invited me over. I stayed the night, kissed you goodbye, you said you would see me soon... then stopped answering messages again. What the fuck? Who does that? At least have the guts to say that you found someone else or something. Fuck you.

Fuck you ex-friend. First there was last years stand up. Then there was the NYE disaster. Then this weekend? Same shit again? I never want to hear from you again. You have no idea what people say about you behind your back, you probably never will realise, you are too distracted by all the people talking to you because they like looking at your breasts. You have bad breath too.

Thanks go out to- #3, you taught me something important about relationships. Pity about what you are. #1 - no, you were not attractive. I am not so hot either, but you were pretty bad. I had a decent night though and I learnt a few things, thanks.

Some of the people involved are going to read this. If you think it applies to you- feel free to contact me, I will tell you if you are them. Do it soon though- I am taking a break from the internet.
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Old 03-24-2008, 06:50 AM vinnie is offline  
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I need to chill. This weekend was supposed to be about chilling. Apparently not. I am going to book myself a nice holiday somewhere far away and screw random women with fetishes for hairy Australians or something.
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Old 03-24-2008, 07:09 AM vinnie is offline  
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Next, here is a nice cheery fuck you to everyone who has told me that I am really sweet in the last couple of years. No, I am not. Seriously, you have no idea what is going on in here. Every time someone tells me I am a really nice guy, really sweet, great to talk to, a small part of me dies on the inside. I am an angry angry person. I got over my post traumatic stress. I got over my depression. I got over my rage. Now, I am just angry.

I don't know what to say about your whole post, but this one I can particularly say I'm sorry if I was one of the people who make you die inside. You're angry, and so are a lotta people... but does that really mean you--I'm not talking about everyone else, just YOU--aren't a nice guy? Because frankly, besides putting people in their place, you sure do SEEM like it. To hell with me if I'm wrong, I just don't think so.
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I don't know what to say about your whole post, but this one I can particularly say I'm sorry if I was one of the people who make you die inside. You're angry, and so are a lotta people... but does that really mean you--I'm not talking about everyone else, just YOU--aren't a nice guy? Because frankly, besides putting people in their place, you sure do SEEM like it. To hell with me if I'm wrong, I just don't think so.

It was directed more at this- and I quote directly from this weekend:
Vince,

Just wanted to let you know that i had a nice time tonight, your a sweet guy and really great to talk to. I didn't however feel a connection for anything more then friends, not cause of anything you did or said, I'm just a big believer in that you either feel it the first time or you don't at all.


Three people have sent me that after meeting me once or twice. They are mistaking politeness and a little first date chivalry for weakness and cutting me away as a result. I have no tattoos, no piercings and I tend not to break the law- no one wants that, they want an angry bikie dude that beats womens up and swears at little old ladies.

I can do that. I choose not to. I can keep my negative emotions on the inside where they belong, that does not mean I am some pushover 'nice guy' that is always 'really sweet'.
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8. To the people with credit cards, YES I have to check your ID. I don't give a shit if you don't want to show me your embarrassing photo. I couldn't care less. Show it to me so I can fucking verify you're not some piece of shit scumbag that steals/uses other people's cards. Also, if you're going to use someone else's card, make sure your last names match. I don't give a flying fuck if he/she is your lover or whatever, if the names don't match, you're not getting your Fanta. Lastily, if your names don't match on the cards AND you're order is over $100, I don't want to ever see your face again.

Sorry to rain on your parade, but if its signed they don't have to show you shit. I dont care what your corporate says. Tell them to ask Visa/MC/AMEX how they fell about you asking for ID's. You wont be doing it much longer after that.
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Sorry to rain on your parade, but if its signed they don't have to show you shit. I dont care what your corporate says. Tell them to ask Visa/MC/AMEX how they fell about you asking for ID's. You wont be doing it much longer after that.

Are you serious?

Regardless of whether or not it's signed, you really should ask for ID anyway. At best having your credit card signed allows the cashier to try to compare it to your receipt signature. Most people don't even sign the back anyway. I'm glad when people ask for my ID, because it means they're less than willing to let me be defrauded. Also, I would imagine that VISA/blah would be GLAD they check for ID's because many of them have fraud departments for the reason that their customers tend to not like it. ID checks save them some trouble. Jesus.
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Sorry to rain on your parade, but if its signed they don't have to show you shit. I dont care what your corporate says. Tell them to ask Visa/MC/AMEX how they fell about you asking for ID's. You wont be doing it much longer after that.

Yes, really, are you serious?

They're the ones that tell my corporation to check IDs for overall customer protection. It's up to the store if they decide to enforce the policy or not. It's people who wanna bitch about it that make yourself seem like card thieves. It doesn't take more than a damn minute to get it out and show it to me. Makes me hope that those people who bitch about it get their card stolen and used.
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what the hell man? This sexy 29-30 year old iranian woman I met a long time ago asked me out to happy hour today after work, then she tells me "Oh, I'm kind of tired, i'm in my 4th week of having mono.". LOL, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU INVITE ME OUT FOR HOOKER?

Sure, i'd like to fuck you too, but do you think I want your friggin spleen swelling, near-coma inducing virus to go with it?
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I have no tattoos, no piercings and I tend not to break the law- no one wants that, they want an angry bikie dude that beats womens up and swears at little old ladies.

I can do that. I choose not to. I can keep my negative emotions on the inside where they belong, that does not mean I am some pushover 'nice guy' that is always 'really sweet'.

Yeah, I still don't understand why women are like that. It sure as shit sucks though.
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Yeah, I still don't understand why women are like that. It sure as shit sucks though.

They get to thirty, realise they are beaten up, clapped out and picked up a couple of STDs, then they start to get real desperate and wonder where all the 'good guys go'. I have been reading an online dating forum heaps since I posted that- it has been awesomely uplifting.

For every person who has done something stupid to me, there are thousands of +30 year olds with bitter regrets and depression at how no one wants them. All the guys are still fucking the 20 year olds with bad boy fantasies, they just get hit on by the 50 year old dudes.

I have found me a nice 30 year old though, I am happy at the moment, seems to have her head screwed on right and is not clapped out.
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They get to thirty, realise they are beaten up, clapped out and picked up a couple of STDs, then they start to get real desperate and wonder where all the 'good guys go'. I have been reading an online dating forum heaps since I posted that- it has been awesomely uplifting.

For every person who has done something stupid to me, there are thousands of +30 year olds with bitter regrets and depression at how no one wants them. All the guys are still fucking the 20 year olds with bad boy fantasies, they just get hit on by the 50 year old dudes.

I have found me a nice 30 year old though, I am happy at the moment, seems to have her head screwed on right and is not clapped out.

Does she have a sister?...
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