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So I got a wok recently



I made this tonight
http://www.recipezaar.com/Chinese-Re...ed-Rice-142346

I'm getting better at it. Anyone else like and use woks? Recipes you'd recommend?
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you didnt fry it very well
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you didnt fry it very well

I'm new at this, and its not sticky so whatever. Leave me alone you jerk.
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I'm new at this, and its not sticky so whatever. Leave me alone you jerk.

did you put the rice in the fridge and let it get cold before putting it into the wok?
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Sure, here's one:
You'll need spring onion, a dead piglet, some ananananas(pineapple), soy sauce, white-wine vinegar and tomatoe ketchapp, and some oil.And some salt I'm sure.
First cut the piglet into small llines. Pretend that you're turning him into a million little soldiers marching on these lines thus alleveing your guilt for killing the piglet. If he was a million marching soldiers it was a muh worthier fight, right? Then do the same with the spring onions (first cut, then imagine).
Put the white stuff from the onions into the wok together with the dead piglet meat.
While this is frying put together 2 big daddy-spoons of ketchup and one big daddy-spoon of vinegar and soy sauce per 100g of dead piglet meat. Oh, put a little sugar in there as well. Not much, just a tiny sprinkle.
Now, if this took you a couple of minutes and the dead piglet looks like it's getting a meat-tan then you just pour the goey stuff you just slapped together over the dead piglet in the wok.
Let this fry for a fea minutes, then add the pineapple and the spring onions and fry for a couple of minutes more.

Serve with rice.

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did you put the rice in the fridge and let it get cold before putting it into the wok?

My usual way of preparing rice for frying is forgetting that I didn't eat all of it the previous day, and then finding it in a casserole. Pot. metal bowl? What is the damned engrush word for that? My english vocabulery doesn't stretch far into the kitchen :/
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did you put the rice in the fridge and let it get cold before putting it into the wok?

I put it in the freezer actually because I was impatient.
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I put it in the freezer actually because I was impatient.

you FUCKED it up
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fried rice is good when you use sesame oil and lots of soy sauce
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I made this tonight
http://www.recipezaar.com/Chinese-Re...ed-Rice-142346

I'm getting better at it. Anyone else like and use woks? Recipes you'd recommend?

that looks fucking delicious......
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that looks fucking delicious......

agreed, i would definitely eat it
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secret to wok cooking:

high heat. as hot as possible.
use peanut oil.
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