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Julie
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I've been eating salsa like it was going under prohibition. it's been one of my cravings.

no one I would be willing to sleep with is willing to sleep with me.


I'm soooo not going into that again. it just makes me cranky.

i will sleep with you. just wait till i get a penis. (would a vibrator have that same effect, despite the no sperm thing?)
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Old 04-26-2005, 08:20 PM Julie is offline  
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kristchan
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(would a vibrator have that same effect, despite the no sperm thing?)
Orgasm causes the uterus to contract. I don't think it would do anything for my cervix.
but the problem is I don't own one.
Old 04-26-2005, 08:27 PM kristchan is offline  
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I'm soooo not going into that again. it just makes me cranky.
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Old 04-26-2005, 08:56 PM SemperFly is offline  
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do you accept bits of string?
Old 04-26-2005, 09:57 PM Vendetta is offline  
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Modare
 
has it been mention yet that its ironic that this thread is still stickied?
Old 04-26-2005, 10:06 PM Modare is offline  
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f00ker's Wife
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... and the LORD struck him with an incureable disease of the bowels ...
 
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and a speculum?


edit: study up on this. I think 'Edge of the bed' would work best.


why aren't you supposed to blow air into the vagina?
Old 04-26-2005, 10:16 PM f00ker's Wife is offline  
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kristchan
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why aren't you supposed to blow air into the vagina?
makes it blow up like a balloon
Old 04-26-2005, 10:20 PM kristchan is offline  
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... and the LORD struck him with an incureable disease of the bowels ...
 
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makes it blow up like a balloon

but wouldn't that, like, assume that the person has the lung capacity of a leaf blower or something?
Old 04-26-2005, 10:21 PM f00ker's Wife is offline  
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wow, what a great way to end my day
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Old 04-26-2005, 10:23 PM ttoad4000t is offline  
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you shouldnt have sex when pregnant or the guys wang may hit the babies soft spot...
Old 04-26-2005, 10:23 PM mtbaird5687 is offline  
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kristchan
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why aren't you supposed to blow air into the vagina?
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it is theoretically possible that you could create what is known as an air embolus. This is a form of embolism, where an air bubble blocks the passage of blood in an artery or vein. In severe cases, if blood flow is completely obstructed, the tissue in that area would die. If the embolus were to travel up to the heart or lungs, it would indeed be possible to die. You should know that when a woman is pregnant, and her cervix begins to dilate, she is more likely to suffer an embolism. In extremely rare cases, this has even been reported to occur from intercourse.
Old 04-26-2005, 10:27 PM kristchan is offline  
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So when a woman's water breaks, does it drain like they're pissing themselves, or does it kind of all gush out at once
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Old 04-26-2005, 10:29 PM mofugger is offline  
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no one I would be willing to sleep with is willing to sleep with me.

ouch.
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Old 04-26-2005, 10:31 PM sulchus is offline  
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So when a woman's water breaks, does it drain like they're pissing themselves, or does it kind of all gush out at once


at least with my sister, it was a slow draining... more like she sprang a little leak or something
Old 04-26-2005, 10:36 PM f00ker's Wife is offline  
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kristchan
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ouch.
aww... if only I thought you were serious
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