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How's that ride on the subway? Or are you stuck walking, since mommy and daddy cut your sorry ass off?

in law school and probably still making more money than your Lowe's ass, thanks for asking.
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I the subway. Just not the NY subway.
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in law school and probably still making more money than your Lowe's ass, thanks for asking.

you are aware that none of us will ever believe anything you ever say, so I doubt you are in law school.
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Doesn't he drive like a dunk'd Plymouth Neon or some shit?
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Doesn't he drive like a dunk'd Plymouth Neon or some shit?

Touareg used to have a modified Dodge Intrepid, but I think he traded it for a Mazda 3.
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in law school and probably still making more money than your Lowe's ass, thanks for asking.

Only because daddy is paying you to let him violate your anus.

And, law school?? You're gonna grow up and become a crooked theif, a-la Lurker and the "Federal Bailout Heist Ripoff Banks and Mortgage Insurance s"?

Lovely... More scum to infect humanity and bring us closer to the need for another planet-scouring asteroid impact.

Please die in a fire. Painfully, after daddy drops another load in your ass.
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^ who is this 338k dipshit? what did i miss? what's the score here?
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in law school and probably still making more money than your Lowe's ass, thanks for asking.

The piano teaching business is booming, huh?
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^ who is this 338k dipshit? what did i miss? what's the score here?

That is areg, originally known as "touareg", who attempted to Seb us with stories of his OMFGWTFBBQ HI OUTPUTZ INTREPID OF FURREH, and his OMFGWTFBBQ TOUAREGV10TDI, along with a few other cars; turns out, none of them were real, most of the pics came from eBay ads and VW forums, and it turned out his daddy leased all of the aregs, along with the lulz-outputz Camaray he was actually driving.

ensues, he registers dupes, gets skjullfoeked poaermabanned, registers more dupes, b7 again, and so forth; finally, the mods got tired of banning his dupes over and over, and so gave up and left him with his 328 dupe.

So now, since Seb seems to have killed himself, he's the but of every liar and joke every time he posts, with good cause.

So be sure to remind him he's the areg, and should kill himself forthwith.

And, if you've got an extra $10, namerape the motherfucker to "areg", So all will know the shame he carries with him--ya might want to toss in "lawyer-spawn-in-training, please kill me now" as his title.
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The piano teaching business is booming, huh?

I had no idea he was a pedoman.
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(embarrassment of the Ishmu looking lame).

Damn, hate to be cliche, but owned. I remember that guy. I think the only guy on here that was a bigger troll than I was (most times) lol. Im dying laughing about how he would brag about his HIGH OUTPUT.


One thing's solid though, Auto[M]ay never changes.

And I drive a GTI now. Nothing fancy. Just fun to drive and a decent aftermarket. Got it dropped, with wheels, blah blah blah, I can post up some pics if anyone likes.
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I just realized something about you....

you've got some serious balls to keep coming back over and over after everyone and their mother quotes everything you post just to bad mouth you

congrats

the troll wins again
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Tourag had a mazda 3, but couldn't find enough fake pictures online to really show it off well, so he made up a story where he scared the dealer into fixing his blown engine or something, then got a Mini.

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Damn, hate to be cliche, but owned. I remember that guy. I think the only guy on here that was a bigger troll than I was (most times) lol. Im dying laughing about how he would brag about his HIGH OUTPUT.


One thing's solid though, Auto[M]ay never changes.

And I drive a GTI now. Nothing fancy. Just fun to drive and a decent aftermarket. Got it dropped, with wheels, blah blah blah, I can post up some pics if anyone likes.

You must not like having money (or have a TSI), mine was starting to nickel and dime me (and the large common problems always looming in my mind) so much I bought a 10 year old BMW with 130k
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