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It's KIDDIE porn not KITTY porn :tard:
 
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ok if my co-workers come to me with this stuff. i am gonna like there is no tomorrow
Old 12-05-2004, 03:02 PM Kase is offline  
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wanna be part of this
EDIT: this reminds me of the onion though :/
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Old 12-05-2004, 03:05 PM Hotboot is offline  
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Chinese Cooperation May Lead to Capture of Osama

During the past six months, Bin Laden has been sighted several times in the mountains and open ranges of the Northwest. American intelligence agents in the region are of the opinion that the Saudi millionaire, accompanied by an escort of 50 guerilla mujaheddin, moved East towards Cachemira, and from there crossed into China.

The agents furthermore believe that, previously, Bin Laden held various meetings with high officials of Beijing. He convinced them that he would be capable of obtaining peace in their Muslim provinces. "We know about these meetings," confirmed Mansur Ahmed, police chief of Bandipoor, North of Cachemira. "However, they took place on Chinese territory."

Bin Laden is accompanied by Ayan al-Zawahiri, his primary advisor and personal physician (Bin Laden suffers from a serious renal ailment). Al-Zawahiri is a surgeon, educated in Cairo, accused of terrosrism in Egypt, and condemned to death for rebellion. After Bin Laden, he is the second most wanted terrorist world-wide.

White House sources reject to comment on this issue publicly. "If the negotiations should fail, this would not be the most suitable moment for the president to be seen directly involved in these negotiations," affirmed one source.

It is believed that the possibility for such a deal emerged early this year, after Donald Rumsfeld had met with a delegation of the Chinese government during a visit to the far East. Later, George Tenet, then director of the CIA, requested a viability study for an operation to capture Bin Laden. Tenet was informed that the only possibility would be if they could count on the cooperation of the Chinese.



Mountains where Osama was recently sited



(Bin Laden is not in China...Those "mountains" are actually small hills located in northern minnesota..found on terraserver)
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Old 12-05-2004, 03:08 PM Majiwobo is offline  
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i am up for it!
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Old 12-05-2004, 03:08 PM ShoelessOne is offline  
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CIA Implicated in James Bond-esqe Plot

With the words, "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die," Goldfinger became one of the most beloved spy movies of all time. Passed off as something that could never happen, 007's incredible atomic bomb stopping performance inside the ultra secure facility Fort Knox is widely regarded as one of the most impressive moments in Bond's history. Passed off as mere spy fiction, sources inside the ultrasecure fort have come forward saying that this scenario could actually play out. "Oh, of course we have nukes inside the fort, just in case we need to destroy our gold reserves," said one of the anonymous sources inside.

Many famous hoaxes have come out about the secure complex called Fort Knox, including that the infamous Area 51 alien bodies and ship were stored there, but this new information seems true. The sources have affirmed that the nukes are strategicly placed to destroy all the reserves and the grounds around the area. It also will irradiate the leftover gold enough to make it into a longtime radiation source.
Old 12-05-2004, 03:14 PM TheJesus is offline  
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This is the yardstick by which we should measure our success... if we get our own Snopes entry or not.

First real news story would be good too.
Old 12-05-2004, 03:15 PM TheJesus is offline  
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Old 12-05-2004, 03:28 PM Majiwobo is offline  
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First real news story would be good too.

Either or works I suppose. However Snopes is one central source, whereas any half-brained reporter can decide to cover a hoax email. Yeah it would be cool, but I'd still strive for Snopes.
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Old 12-05-2004, 03:34 PM akghetto is offline  
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Gingerbread houses linked to all Major Architects Since 1940s

In an astonishing display of Christmas Cheer, a study linking proficency with gingerbread directly to ability to design and create buildings. Every major building designer since the late 1940s has had his hand in a major gingerbread creation as well. As children many architects developed their structural proficeny by building these holiday decorations. The building of gingerbread houses has been linked back to Germany where the traditon started. It seems that this tradition has now spawned a new proficency with gingerbread being a prerequisite for major architectural firms.
Old 12-05-2004, 03:40 PM TheJesus is offline  
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Either or works I suppose. However Snopes is one central source, whereas any half-brained reporter can decide to cover a hoax email. Yeah it would be cool, but I'd still strive for Snopes.


Snopes would be great, very funny shit.
Old 12-05-2004, 03:41 PM TheJesus is offline  
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Gingerbread houses linked to all Major Architects Since 1940s

In an astonishing display of Christmas Cheer, a study linking proficency with gingerbread directly to ability to design and create buildings. Every major building designer since the late 1940s has had his hand in a major gingerbread creation as well. As children many architects developed their structural proficeny by building these holiday decorations. The building of gingerbread houses has been linked back to Germany where the traditon started. It seems that this tradition has now spawned a new proficency with gingerbread being a prerequisite for major architectural firms.

Old 12-05-2004, 03:41 PM Kase is offline  
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I'm hellabusy right now, but it'd be awesome if someone could put together a study linking orange juice to hearing loss.
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Old 12-05-2004, 03:44 PM gg is offline  
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Making it onto the Drudge Report would also be good.

Also, if someone hosts a site, we should make a board for requesting chops and article criticing (sp?).
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Old 12-05-2004, 03:46 PM thetooflepope is offline  
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I love this idea.

With the monitor idea, maybe you could mention that monitor producing companies may have known about these harmful effects, but failed to do anything. Having a random former employee of said company(s) giving a statement. Just a thought.
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