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^ the link should point to SA or something, if it leads back to us that'd kill the whole scheme
otherwise, very good

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Yeah, it was genmay because it was for front page.
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Old 12-06-2004, 02:31 AM TheRequiem is offline  
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17 Metre Great White Shark Sparks Massive Hunt

A massive campaign has been launched to catch and detain the largest reported Great White Shark. The campaign, funded by the Queensland Government, has proved to be the most expensive of it's kind and was launched five days ago on Wednesday (17/11/04). The hunt was fueled by concerns that, if left unchecked, the shark could be harmful to swimmers.

The female shark, nicknamed "Batou", has completely baffled local researchers who have "never seen anything like this before". Dr Trevor Long is Director of Marine Sciences at Sea world Gold Coast and is "really excited about this development. Previously, the largest Great White ever found is approximately seven meters long, so you can see why this is such a big deal for us."

Dr. Long and his team plan to capture the shark and relocate it to Sea World Resort for inclusion in the upcoming Shark Bay attraction. Experts from all over Australia and also Japan have indicated their interest in the shark as they believe it holds the key to a great deal of information.

The shark was spotted by tourists on civillian chartered diving boat "The Downunda". While observing the feeding habits of the local sharks from a shark cage, the diver noticed a large shadow swimming underneath the cage. Unbelievably, the massive shark swam right past the cage three times before the diver was able to snap an incredible photo of the 17 metre female eating a "smaller" 4 metre shark whole. The photo has been verified by experts at the S.H.E.N.S Institute and has been processed untouched on film.



I need someone to photochop the (c) from this image. It's actually a tuna.
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Old 12-06-2004, 02:34 AM JohnnyBeagle is offline  
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By the way, what is the american spelling for metre?

I have a feeling it is meter? Am I right? If so, should I change it in the 'article'?
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Old 12-06-2004, 03:11 AM JohnnyBeagle is offline  
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By the way, what is the american spelling for metre?

I have a feeling it is meter? Am I right? If so, should I change it in the 'article'?

meter. I donno, we seem to think that if someone is british they are an expert on things.
Old 12-06-2004, 03:17 AM TheJesus is offline  
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A new government study has revealed that 3 in 5 children under 13 receive anywhere from ten to fifty pieces of pornographic email per month, and that eleven percent of all porn-related 'spam' messages are sent to underage youth. Authorites warn that parents should not allow children that young access to email, for their own protection.

An anonomous marketing representative of PMO productions, an adult video company said, "The fact is, the porn industry is determined to addict children to pornography while they are still under the legal age of adulthood, similar to the tobacco company's campaigns in the 70's and 80's."

Companies that provide E-mail services such as MSN, AOL, and Yahoo!, as well as local internet providers with similar services such as Verizon and Comcast all know of these tactics, yet have done little to alleviate the amount of underage childeren exposed to pornography.

In fact, AOL, dispite their recent ads showing parents relieved that AOL protects their children better than ever, a recent study showed that adult websites pay AOL tens of thousands of dollars per year to allow various messages through to users of all ages.

However, some parents have decided to take things a step farthur than the government's warning to keep children under thirteen away from e-mail.

"I couldn't believe it when I found my son's inbox had messages like one from "Charmaine Benitez". It's subject was "Would you send me a thank you card? " but inside were pictures and links to pornography." said Annette Bryson from Boulder, Colorado. "This kind of behavior is inexcusable even for large corporations, and to that end I have formed PAUPE - Parents Against Underage Pornography Exposure."

More information on PAUPE can be found at <fake mailing adress> or <website>.


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ok - so for this one to be done, someone needs to make a BS website. We could remove the mailing address, but yeah.

Who's good at web design who would wanna make MAVV 2.0

great writeup
Old 12-06-2004, 04:59 AM Fenneth is offline  
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Members of underground Skinhead groups loosely affiliated to the KKK have been targetting videogame outlets for their sales and promotions of the latest game in the Grand Theft Auto series, GTA: San Andreas. The game, which features an african-american protagonist and draws heavily from the gangster-rap lifestyle of early 1990s California has already caused controversy with it's explicit violence and profane language. Police are investigating nineteen cases of suspected arson against videogame outlets, where several police found notes amid the charred rubble promoting 'white power' ideals and denouncing the game as "a bunch of isajeep crap". Fearing retaliation from these groups, several customers have refused to buy the game, with some going so far as to return their copy. Some consumers are supportive of the vigilante efforts of such Skinhead groups; "I'm glad somebody is taking a stand and keeping this blackification garbage out of our country. It starts with music, then television, now it's even infecting playstations and such" said one Clark County resident. Police say they have several suspects but have not yet made any arrests. A spokesperson for Rockstar North, the company behind the Grand Theft Auto series, declined to comment.
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Early reports from scientists returning from an expedition to the Tassili n'Ajjer mountains in Algeria suggest that a painting in a cave allegedly depicts Earth as it would be viewed from space. The Tassili n'Ajjer range, which consists of primarily heavily-eroded sandstone, contains many deep and complex cave systems which scientists are only just now beginning to explore in full. While simple paintings and markings on the interior of caves have previously been discovered, the painting which scientists have recently stumbled upon is far more advanced. Using only shades of black, thought to be created with manganese dioxide, and white from kaolin, a primitive society living four thousand years ago somehow sketched the startlingly accurate image of the earth suspended in space, complete with white speckles that Scientists presume to be stars and even islands and continents that, from Algeria, they should have no knowledge of. Researchers were immediately suspicious of fraud, yet numerous tests, ranging from standard carbon-14 dating testing to advanced x-ray and DNA analysis of the paint materials, lead the scientists involved in the study to unanimously agree that the painting is genuine. An announcement is expected to be made in an upcoming edition of a prominent scientific journal, yet UFO enthusiasts are already hailing the discovery as proof that mankind once soared above our planet with extraterrestrial help. Others see it as an elaborate but inexplicably created hoax or as a sign that celestial forces, such as God or spirits, bestowed knowledge upon mankind in earlier times.


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this one took a LOT of research

nice
Old 12-06-2004, 11:07 AM Ender17 is offline  
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We should release more then one so we have a better chance, na mean?
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We should release more then one so we have a better chance, na mean?
that's the plan yo
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Old 12-06-2004, 12:11 PM The Count is offline  
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Old 12-06-2004, 12:20 PM The Count is offline  
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Old 12-06-2004, 12:22 PM SebG is offline  
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a lot of good ones, I like synaesthesia's "Algerian cave paintings"
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Old 12-06-2004, 12:24 PM lefty is offline  
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Taking it in a new direction.

Dear Mothers, Brothers, Fathers, Children and Sisters,

There is a broad sweeping problem coming over this world. As a stay at home mom, I am much more in touch with my children than most and as of late I have noticed a disturbing trend. The television is slowly becoming the devils tool for taking over our childrens minds. I have watched no less than 45 different shows that make no reference to the one true god, and many of them involve small creatures that no god would ever create. This fantasy world that is attempting to suck our children in is not only blasphemy, but also completely has destroyed the moral order in my home. I have come home from buying groceries to find my two young boys playing Ninjas! I know, these heathen television shows have encouraged my sons to stop playing Apostle as I taught them too. Sure they complained about their feet hurting for a little while, but once they suffered as Jesus' followers suffered, they finally realized what was right. But now, well they have just ignored everything that they were taught and are mimicing a dead race of people. I mean, what next? Will they be playing Muslim? or French? I think that we need to teach these heathen networks that they must accept christ as the only true god and that they need to spread the word. Please forward this email to everyone you can, for our children at this season. Write a letter to one of the major networks, or send it to my email address and I will mass email it to them. Thank you brothers and sisters.

Your friend in the love of god,
Julia Smyth.

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