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If you live near WI I can help you out. Think about it, you could have crazy sperm all over your cervix. Your kid would be made crazy by osmosis!
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Old 04-21-2005, 08:55 PM spook75 is offline  
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Yo this thread is , sperm need to be kept warm (at 97 degrees i believe) or they die REALLY quickly. How the fuck is a bunch of mailed sperm going to do you any good? The amount of sexually transmitted diseases you are telling us you will knowingly risk exposing yourself to.. its pretty unreal.

I say its a shen, unless she posts a video of the application process in PMO. I wonder if its even legal to mail something like that..

(Lol, but hey, if this is a shen. Its pretty funny.)
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Old 04-21-2005, 09:10 PM SubliminalDemise is offline  
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sperm need to be kept warm (at 97 degrees i believe) or they die REALLY quickly. How the fuck is a bunch of mailed sperm going to do you any good? The amount of sexually transmitted diseases you are telling us you will knowingly risk exposing yourself to.. its pretty unreal.
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Old 04-21-2005, 09:48 PM kristchan is offline  
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May I come help you apply? Perchance you have troubles getting around the tummah.

Old 04-21-2005, 09:56 PM Musing is offline  
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My sperm is far too emo for something like that
Old 04-21-2005, 10:00 PM d4rkspike is offline  
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Yo this thread is , sperm need to be kept warm (at 97 degrees i believe) or they die REALLY quickly. How the fuck is a bunch of mailed sperm going to do you any good? The amount of sexually transmitted diseases you are telling us you will knowingly risk exposing yourself to.. its pretty unreal.

I say its a shen, unless she posts a video of the application process in PMO. I wonder if its even legal to mail something like that..

(Lol, but hey, if this is a shen. Its pretty funny.)
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Old 04-21-2005, 10:06 PM Vienge. is offline  
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May I come help you apply? Perchance you have troubles getting around the tummah.

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Old 04-21-2005, 10:28 PM PLEASE BAN ME is offline  
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Yo this thread is , sperm need to be kept warm (at 97 degrees i believe) or they die REALLY quickly. How the fuck is a bunch of mailed sperm going to do you any good? The amount of sexually transmitted diseases you are telling us you will knowingly risk exposing yourself to.. its pretty unreal.

I say its a shen, unless she posts a video of the application process in PMO. I wonder if its even legal to mail something like that..

(Lol, but hey, if this is a shen. Its pretty funny.)

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Old 04-21-2005, 10:44 PM 909 is offline  
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I haven't had one of those yet this year



I was counting on you, man
if you had ever been 40 weeks pregnant, you would understand

were any of them willing?
sorry
Maybe I would, but I cant bring myself to do it
Nope.
Old 04-21-2005, 11:02 PM This is one step above smashing on the keyboard. is offline  
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i wanted to do it also but my girlfriend put the big "no" on that one.
Old 04-21-2005, 11:10 PM Jade Robbins is offline  
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Old 04-21-2005, 11:17 PM Devnull is offline  
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i wanted to do it also but my girlfriend put the big "no" on that one.

why the hell did you tell your gf? What'd you think she'd say?

"Oh hey sweets I was thinkin i'd mail my sperm in a ziplock bag to some preg chick I met online. You coo with that?"
Old 04-21-2005, 11:21 PM 909 is offline  
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Maybe I would, but I cant bring myself to do it
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that's lame, man. you know I would jizz in a bag for you.
Old 04-21-2005, 11:23 PM kristchan is offline  
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that's lame, man. you know I would jizz in a bag for you.

And I ask again, do you live anywhere near WI? I always have a ready supply.
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Old 04-21-2005, 11:25 PM spook75 is offline  
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Yo this thread is , sperm need to be kept warm (at 97 degrees i believe) or they die REALLY quickly. How the fuck is a bunch of mailed sperm going to do you any good? The amount of sexually transmitted diseases you are telling us you will knowingly risk exposing yourself to.. its pretty unreal.

I say its a shen, unless she posts a video of the application process in PMO. I wonder if its even legal to mail something like that..

(Lol, but hey, if this is a shen. Its pretty funny.)
yeah - that's what I got to thinking... Thus I'm backing out. Something just seems fishy about the whole thing.

And she was a bitch to Grog - which pissed me off.
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