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DJFaceMachine
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Originally Posted by antisechs
If you're having to work two jobs and 12 hours overall a day then it's the best decision to move on to something better.

That sounds amazing. "Too smart for the job" is quite a complement



yeah i'd like one well paying job instead of 3 crappy ones.
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:09 AM DJFaceMachine is offline  
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sooo... you fucked your way to the top?

i wonder if that really works.
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:09 AM DJFaceMachine is offline  
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Oh, the life you lead.
QFT. i can't compare to that. my eyes are just a little bloodshot and i'm squinting and probably smell like rum.

i wanna sleep in a parking garage!
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:11 AM malamute face is offline  
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QFT. i can't compare to that. my eyes are just a little bloodshot and i'm squinting and probably smell like rum.

i wanna sleep in a parking garage!





Dude, I was freaking miserable on those days. Couldn't wait for the day to end. I'd go home, sleep and then do it all again.
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:14 AM Baloneyflaps. is offline  
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Can I join the mildly hung over crew? I drank by myself if that helps to get me into the club.
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:15 AM Hoglysis is offline  
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QFT. i can't compare to that. my eyes are just a little bloodshot and i'm squinting and probably smell like rum.

i wanna sleep in a parking garage!
You can't do that, there are ninja classes being held in the parking garage
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:16 AM Serv0h is offline  
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Sup.
j0 m4ng
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:16 AM Serv0h is offline  
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Can I join the mildly hung over crew? I drank by myself if that helps to get me into the club.

Well, I'm just living vicariously. I haven't drank anything in a while.
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:17 AM OddFactor is offline  
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j0 m4ng

Just saw 'Serenity.'
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:18 AM OddFactor is offline  
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QFT. i can't compare to that. my eyes are just a little bloodshot and i'm squinting and probably smell like rum.

i wanna sleep in a parking garage!
I still have the term "cockhole" stuck in my head.
Great word.
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:19 AM wr3kt is offline  
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Just saw 'Serenity.'
Awesome. It's really a lot better if you watch Firefly first though
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:21 AM Serv0h is offline  
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Can I join the mildly hung over crew? I drank by myself if that helps to get me into the club.


Appropriate
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:23 AM JustInTehLurk is offline  
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Guys should I make some tortellini or just have a few bowls of frosted flakes?
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Old 01-25-2006, 10:23 AM Serv0h is offline  
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hello everyone i just got back from my future house i decided not to keep the bedroom im having purple
Old 01-25-2006, 10:24 AM Seaweed is offline  
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Guys should I make some tortellini or just have a few bowls of frosted flakes?

what kind of tortellini
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