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GavinZac
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lately I've been adding to the story by saying

"later on, my dad went to use the toilet. when he came out he said "why is there shit on the shower curtains?"

since you got a story in the thread, im also adding your current avatar for posterity.

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Old 01-13-2007, 12:40 AM GavinZac is offline  
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since you got a story in the thread, im also adding your current avatar for posterity.


yeah, well. that seems to be the thing to do these days.
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Old 01-13-2007, 12:41 AM Suicide King is offline  
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Posting in shitvault thread for third time (with avatars off). Add on to the story that someone in your family came down with cholera later.
Old 01-13-2007, 12:43 AM The Goose is offline  
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rofl, i remember this thread from when I lurked before I joined
Old 01-13-2007, 12:51 AM cheloo is offline  
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rofl, i remember this thread from when I lurked before I joined

those were good times.
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Old 01-13-2007, 01:14 AM Synth3t1c is offline  
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Old 01-13-2007, 01:20 AM Ignited is offline  
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2 experiences

Somehow, one of the fads during the end of my senior was to have some nasty shits in the bathroom. one guy decided to just bend over and shit all over the toilet and wall. another guy had the squirts all over the floor, it ran all over the floor. lol, we all had good laughs from that

now for the good stuff. i used to work at our local Albertsons. we had this club for the cashiers and courtesy clerks (bag boys) called the #2 Squad. To be in it, you had to have cleaned up shit from somewhere besides the toilet. there were 5 of us in the #2 Squad. Thank god i avoided this situation. There was a trail of shit from our candy isle to the bathroom. now from get from the candy isle to the bathroom, you need to go past 2 more isles, through our produce section, through the deli, through a seating area, and down a hallway...probably a good 80 yards. once in the bathroom, the woman (yes, it was a female) practically let loose before she got to the stall. there was shit all over the floor, over the toilet, on the wall, fuckin everywhere. the guys who had to clean it up wrapped plastic bags over their shoes, a trash bag over their shorts and shirts, goggles, and big ass gloves the people in the deli use so they dont cut their hands cleaning the blades for the deli meat.

even more grosss is a lady who through her used pad on the floor of the bathroom. omg was that disgusting. the women's bathroom was always, always more disgusting than the guy's
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Old 01-13-2007, 01:39 AM Colicious is offline  
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When I was in middle school, some kid would take shits and throw his dookie on the ceiling. I haven't seen anything funnier since.
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Old 01-13-2007, 01:46 AM Ignited is offline  
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Man I didnt realize how many good poop stories I had until I reread this thread. Maybe I should print this thread out and show it to a psychiatrist and get his take on it.
Old 01-13-2007, 01:55 AM L33T_h4x0r_d00d is offline  
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God damn this was a good thread.
Old 01-13-2007, 02:04 AM Slash is offline  
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This thread made my life.
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Old 01-13-2007, 05:19 AM Phil Taylor is offline  
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Well, sparing the details, when I was a young lad in the 80's, I had on a pair of bicycle shorts, and I totally spilled about a litre of warm diarrhea. The feeling was very unpleasant.
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Old 01-13-2007, 06:34 AM Straw Man is offline  
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i was at school and this kid named david cohen ran down the hall with a trail of nuggets following his steps and the only way to find him was to follow the trail of nuggets, eating them one by one
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