Who is sick today?

[MadDog]

haven't smoked up yET?

Originally Posted by sh33p

yea I woke up today all pissed off, I dunno

I am nice. You be nice.
Its easy!

Originally Posted by MadDog

haven't smoked up yET?

I should. I could probably keep more food down that way.

[CharlieSheen]

Here are things you can do besides lay around and post on genmay:

Pretend that being sick doesnt bother you and carry on as usual

Eat cocaine

Capture some of your local fauna and attempt to recreate an ideal mating environment for them. If you are successful, document their mating habits on camera. Then, when theyre done, pour cocaine all over them and see what they do. Upload this on youtube under the category of "educational documentary"

Come up with an escape plan for your favorite prisoner at Guantanamo Bay

Pretend youre able to breathe under water and then try doing it. The first couple seconds might feel like youre doing it wrong, but remember to take big, deep breaths and youll be fine.

Perform science experiments around the house. See what sort of affects bleach has on various things. eg laundry, carpet, your parents personal belongings, food in the fridge etc

jump off of something thats not so high. Its fun and you can pretend youre flying. Start off with something like a chair so you know you can land easily. Keep jumping off higher stuff until you find that you cant land it without breaking something. but dont jump off of that one. unless you already did, in which case, new game! See how a sprained ankle will heal naturally, without visiting the doctor. I've always been curious to know. Post the results!

edit: with cocaine!

[sh33p]

Originally Posted by CookieBreath

I am nice. You be nice.
Its easy!

I don't know you, so it's hard to be nice. Usually I just go with gut feelings.

[MadDog]

So everyone is ok with the OP talking in the 3rd person and possibly a dude?

[bggrthnjsus]

cocaine is pretty overrated

[Kahnza]

Originally Posted by MadDog

So everyone is ok with the OP talking in the 3rd person and possibly a dude?

we've never seen pics of you, so.......

[CharlieSheen]

Originally Posted by MadDog

So everyone is ok with the OP talking in the 3rd person and possibly a dude?

no the OP sucks im using her thread as a vehicle for personal advancement and I strongly advise everyone else to do the same.

[sh33p]

Originally Posted by MadDog

So everyone is ok with the OP talking in the 3rd person and possibly a dude?

everyone has their own issues.

[MadDog]

Originally Posted by Kahnza

we've never seen pics of you, so.......

that's cuss i am a dude

[Kahnza]

Originally Posted by CharlieSheen

no the OP sucks im using her thread as a vehicle for personal advancement and I strongly advise everyone else to do the same.

no

[sh33p]

Originally Posted by Kahnza

we've never seen pics of you, so.......

I wanna see you after you shave your neck beard.

[Kahnza]

Originally Posted by MadDog

that's cuss i am a dude

means nothing, there are plenty of pics of me!

Originally Posted by CharlieSheen

Here are things you can do besides lay around and post on genmay:

Pretend that being sick doesnt bother you and carry on as usual

Eat cocaine

Capture some of your local fauna and attempt to recreate an ideal mating environment for them. If you are successful, document their mating habits on camera. Then, when theyre done, pour cocaine all over them and see what they do. Upload this on youtube under the category of "educational documentary"

Come up with an escape plan for your favorite prisoner at Guantanamo Bay

Pretend youre able to breathe under water and then try doing it. The first couple seconds might feel like youre doing it wrong, but remember to take big, deep breaths and youll be fine.

Perform science experiments around the house. See what sort of affects bleach has on various things. eg laundry, carpet, your parents personal belongings, food in the fridge etc

jump off of something thats not so high. Its fun and you can pretend youre flying. Start off with something like a chair so you know you can land easily. Keep jumping off higher stuff until you find that you cant land it without breaking something. but dont jump off of that one. unless you already did, in which case, new game! See how a sprained ankle will heal naturally, without visiting the doctor. I've always been curious to know. Post the results!

edit: with cocaine!

OMG!
You win.