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Old 11-11-2006, 12:07 AM Kirby is offline  
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This thread is gold.

that it does!
Old 11-11-2006, 12:53 AM redhotfanboy is offline  
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Oh my.... this one rocked....

I asked "can balls touch?"

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ElyssiaW
ElyssiaW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
ElyssiaW: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: awesome
ElyssiaW: hehe
ElyssiaW: what can i help u w/ tonight
You: just a quick question, is it gay if balls touch while you are doing double penetration or do you need a cardboard separator?
ElyssiaW: well i own my own sex shop
ElyssiaW: and in my opinion
ElyssiaW: no its not
You: cos my girlfriend...
ElyssiaW: as long as you guys dont get turned on by it
ElyssiaW: and even if u do...
You: she wants her friend to join (who is a guy) and im a bit worries
You: worried*
ElyssiaW: you are in the privacy of your own home
ElyssiaW: mmm, you should be
ElyssiaW: once you pass that ...
ElyssiaW: she might ask again and again w/ other people.
You: well, she gave me one with another guy as well so i should repay the favour yes?
ElyssiaW: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-11-2006, 01:20 AM heslo is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SimaB
SimaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
SimaB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: ok thanks
SimaB: What can I help you find today?
You: I have some waste that needs disposal in the woods, and want to make sure that it is enviroment friendly
SimaB: Ok..give me a few minutes as I find the best results for you!
You: This is disposal in the woods, like when you go camping, trying to keep the woods clean and green.
SimaB: Ok
SimaB: is it a specific type of waste?
You: human waste, would be best if it would disintegrate to leave no trace
SimaB: OK
SimaB: Look over the sites I will pull and let me know what you think
You: Ok
You: Those links seem to be the solution to my problem! Just as long as I leave no trace behind. Thank you.
SimaB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Nope this should be everything I need, as long as everything goes as planed. If things don't, I'll be back.
SimaB: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
SimaB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-11-2006, 01:44 AM redhotfanboy is offline  
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This dude was scary....

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JeremyM
JeremyM: Welcome to ChaCha!
JeremyM: Hello
You: hey jeremy, im just about to go out
You: i need an answer
JeremyM: Ok
You: does my bum look big in this dress?
JeremyM: your gonna go out at 4am?
You: it's not 4AM in australia, in fact, it's 8:20PM
JeremyM: How do I know if I cant see it, or a image of you?
You: oh, doesnt this webcam work?
JeremyM: Ohh rock on, plus its summer there, were now into winter here in the usa, and its like 20F brrr
JeremyM: theres no webcam on here honey
You: awww.....
You: that sucks
JeremyM: but if you post it on a page then i could see it
You: can you bear with me?
JeremyM: you have yahoo messenger?
You: ill see if i can upload it on my webspace
JeremyM: ok
JeremyM: do that cuz otherwise i wont know
You: ok, hold on please, you can wait cant you babe?
JeremyM: sure i get paid either way
You: ok, hold on, i took this earlier today when i tried out my outfit
JeremyM: ok but 5 mins yet is about all
You: k
You: its uploading now
You: here hun...
You:
JeremyM: ok so while im waiting you wanna give me your handle or something when i get there
JeremyM: ok
JeremyM: i hate this chat box i cant copy and paste
You: lolz
JeremyM: its all manual
You: awww... your gonna say i look fat, i can tell
JeremyM: just hang on i havent got there hang on
You: ok hun
You: keep in mind, this is for a club, i dont go out like this all the time
You: babe? aww... you think i look fat dont ya?
JeremyM: I wouldnt change a thing
JeremyM: but is that really you, I think thats a stock photo
JeremyM: Ive seen that somewhere before
You: nah babe, i took it today
You: bout an hour and a half ago
You: kinda hard to get the camera on that angle
JeremyM: can i get a front shot too?
You: but i did it
You: i didnt take one of my front
You: would you like me to?
JeremyM: Can I sink my teeth in that?
JeremyM: Hell yes
You: hey, dont be like that
You: hold up, ive got a pic of me from another day
You: different clothes tho
JeremyM: Ok I checked the domain of your page its definately from AUS
JeremyM: You are YumAY Babae!
You: awwww (K)
You: this is a pic of me and my friend kaz
You: ill upload now
JeremyM: Its soo cold here Id love you to be here, Id never leave the house
You: awww.... you're making me blush babe
JeremyM: Is it a new link?
You:
You: there
You: its an old one
You: few months back
You: im on the left
You: ignore my friend with the cup
JeremyM: You are YumAY! Babee
JeremyM: Bottom LINE+!
You: thanks sweetie
You: well i gotta run now, all my friends are here
JeremyM: I wouldnt think twice
JeremyM: wanna see me
You: i cant hun, i gotta run
You: sorry baby (K)
JeremyM: You look gr8
You: thankyou, wish me luck picking up tonight
JeremyM: id throw you a load in a heartbeat
JeremyM: Bye hun
JeremyM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

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Old 11-11-2006, 02:08 AM heslo is offline  
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This dude was scary....

JeremyM: id throw you a load in a heartbeat
JeremyM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

wtfffffffffffff................
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Old 11-11-2006, 02:55 AM ubersteve is offline  
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this thread fucking sucks
Old 11-11-2006, 03:34 AM Exaotus is offline  
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THE GUIDES KNOW!

Referring to GenMay: "This site is like a horrible car accident. It makes me sick but I have to keep looking. If these bozos ever united, I think they could take over the world. Or maybe they have."

http://www.chachaguides.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=311
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Old 11-11-2006, 03:57 AM NightWarrior687 is offline  
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someone ask if there is really an olympic sport about getting testicles as close together as possible without toutching

Done:

Status: Connected to guide: MarkB
MarkB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi im looking for information on an olympic sport
You: Its quite a brutal one, but im not sure what the name is
You: Its a sport where, you have to get the balls as close as you can, but they cannot touch
MarKB: I think the game your looking for is called "Bowls" ill get you some links of you want
MarkB: However in bowls its perfectly fine for the balls to touch
You: No way, if the balls touch then its, you know, illegal in some places?
You: Im not talking about just any balls, im alking about BALLS
You: you know? Stones, as in testicles
MarkB: Im not sure I know what your talking about now
You: Well its a known fact that its gay if two mens balls touch
You: So they made an olympic sport where two men get the balls as close as they can without touching them
MarkB: I see, and does this "sport" have a name
You: Erm, well thats what im trying to find out
You: I also need to find out technical implications, like, does it count as touching if the pubic hairs colide?
You: Or are pubic hairs collision legal, cos if not, im going to have to gel them back or something
MarkB: Oh, so you actually want to compete in this supposed Sport then
You: Yes, Im planning on representing my town, I was originally going to be Paul and Adam doing it
You: But their balls touched and now they've been section for being gay and banned from the sport
MarkB: Well I dont think there is actually any sport like that in the olympics but it may exist in an amateur section
You: But some sports in the olympics are amateur, like in soccer, your not allowed proffesionals
You: Perhaps you should try the sport MarkB you'll see theres nothing amateur about its
You: Do you know how hard it is to compete at top level, the risk of injury is high
You: and with each movement you bring your sexuality into near disrepute.
MarkB: Like I said, I dont think this sport exists and your not making any sense
You: Well.. MarkB.. if that is your real name, I dont think you Exist
MarkB: The same could be said about you, perhaps none of us really exist.
You: Well your name is stupid, what sort of name is MarkB, how do you pronounce it
MarkB: Its a perfectly fine name perhaps yours is stupid
You: My name is RJ theres nothing wrong with that
MarkB: Well, RJ, if that is your real name, I think you may not exist.
You: I AM RAPTOR JESUS, AND IM BETTER THAN YOU AT OLYMPIC TESTICLE STAND OFF
You: YOU CANNOT BEAT THE MIGHT OF RAPTOR JESUS MARKB
You: YOU LOSE
MarkB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Edit: Now im B7'd. Someone ask them "how do i shot web"

Last edited by Atomicide; 11-11-2006 at 04:11 AM..
Old 11-11-2006, 03:57 AM Atomicide is offline  
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Originally Posted by NightWarrior687 View Post
THE GUIDES KNOW!

Referring to GenMay: "This site is like a horrible car accident. It makes me sick but I have to keep looking. If these bozos ever united, I think they could take over the world. Or maybe they have."

http://www.chachaguides.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=311

those mother fuckers
Old 11-11-2006, 04:20 AM Exaotus is offline  
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this is the best thread ever.


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Old 11-11-2006, 04:53 AM dibble is offline  
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JeremyM: id throw you a load in a heartbeat

Er, does this mean what I think it means?
Old 11-11-2006, 05:00 AM VEGAS is offline  
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Done:

Status: Connected to guide: MarkB
MarkB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi im looking for information on an olympic sport
You: Its quite a brutal one, but im not sure what the name is
You: Its a sport where, you have to get the balls as close as you can, but they cannot touch
MarKB: I think the game your looking for is called "Bowls" ill get you some links of you want
MarkB: However in bowls its perfectly fine for the balls to touch
You: No way, if the balls touch then its, you know, illegal in some places?
You: Im not talking about just any balls, im alking about BALLS
You: you know? Stones, as in testicles
MarkB: Im not sure I know what your talking about now
You: Well its a known fact that its gay if two mens balls touch
You: So they made an olympic sport where two men get the balls as close as they can without touching them
MarkB: I see, and does this "sport" have a name
You: Erm, well thats what im trying to find out
You: I also need to find out technical implications, like, does it count as touching if the pubic hairs colide?
You: Or are pubic hairs collision legal, cos if not, im going to have to gel them back or something
MarkB: Oh, so you actually want to compete in this supposed Sport then
You: Yes, Im planning on representing my town, I was originally going to be Paul and Adam doing it
You: But their balls touched and now they've been section for being gay and banned from the sport
MarkB: Well I dont think there is actually any sport like that in the olympics but it may exist in an amateur section
You: But some sports in the olympics are amateur, like in soccer, your not allowed proffesionals
You: Perhaps you should try the sport MarkB you'll see theres nothing amateur about its
You: Do you know how hard it is to compete at top level, the risk of injury is high
You: and with each movement you bring your sexuality into near disrepute.
MarkB: Like I said, I dont think this sport exists and your not making any sense
You: Well.. MarkB.. if that is your real name, I dont think you Exist
MarkB: The same could be said about you, perhaps none of us really exist.
You: Well your name is stupid, what sort of name is MarkB, how do you pronounce it
MarkB: Its a perfectly fine name perhaps yours is stupid
You: My name is RJ theres nothing wrong with that
MarkB: Well, RJ, if that is your real name, I think you may not exist.
You: I AM RAPTOR JESUS, AND IM BETTER THAN YOU AT OLYMPIC TESTICLE STAND OFF
You: YOU CANNOT BEAT THE MIGHT OF RAPTOR JESUS MARKB
You: YOU LOSE
MarkB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Edit: Now im B7'd. Someone ask them "how do i shot web"



HOLY JESUS THATS THE BEST ONE SINCE BEL-AIR! :P

Old 11-11-2006, 05:09 AM Shorik is offline  
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HOLY JESUS THATS THE BEST ONE SINCE BEL-AIR! :P


LOL and he calls him, the customer/info seeker stupid!! as an employee he should be fired for that
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Old 11-11-2006, 05:48 AM NightWarrior687 is offline  
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This thread is bloody awsome. I might even do some of these later.
I wonder if the service will take off however, as it is far too easy to abuse. It'd be pretty damn neat to have this for some of the more complex searches. I think they should have a stronger adult-search section though, as some fleshlight conversations would be pretty damn hilarious.
I also advise everyone to google Thorsten Milses website and go check out the polar bears under america.

Cliffs:
1.Chacha
2.Bears
3...
4.Profit!
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