LisaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: I am looking for help for ADHD
LisaB: Hello! What can I find for you today about adhd?
LisaB: Sure! What do you need to know?
You: Sorry I was eating.
LisaB: No problem!! LOL
You: Um, what medications are available and how the hell do they get the pineapples in rings?
You: Shit, where are my car keys. Brb.
You: Sorry back.
You: What were you asking me?
LisaB: As far as the pineapples go, they just cut slices..I will find those medications for you.
You: How can you expect people to ask about ADHD with cool movie clips playing?
You: This movie is awesome.
You: I'm going to watch it then talk to you later. Sorry, bye!
LisaB: LOL. It's so you won't notice how long I am taking.
|11-14-2006, 08:22 AM||
BeverlyK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi beverly
You: I need help QUIC
You: liek STAT
You: the police are outside and I'm going to jail unless you can help me build one of these invisible cloaks
You: if you help me I'll give you the cloak once I escape
You: I know its out there...those crazy japs have it!
You: quick bev, help me!
You: google has NOTHING
BeverlyK: Are you seriious?
You: YES JESUS, THEY ARE BANGING ON THE DOOR, HELP QUICK
You: I have a blanket here and some windex! HOw do I make this work!
BeverlyK: I will check but if Google doesn't have it, I doubt I can find anything, but give me a few moments
You: beverly they are going to send swat in here and if I'm not invisible I'll go to jail
You: I think we have about 25 seconds...how do I become invisible?!
You: I hear dogs out there...not good
You: here they come beverly! HELP
BeverlyK: Hang in there!
|11-14-2006, 08:29 AM||
DonnaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello donna
DonnaR: How are you?
You: I am well Donna, how are you on this fine morning?
DonnaR: I'm fantastic! Thanks for asking.
You: Thank you for asking me first!
You: I am searching the internets trying to find information.
DonnaR: Ok on how to defeat the red dragon?
You: Yes Donna. I have a huge red dragon living in a cave on my property.
You: How do I defeat this beast?
DonnaR: That must be some property.
DonnaR: I will search for dragon slayers.
You: Yes my estate is huge Donna!
DonnaR: That must be nice.
You: So far arrows have not killed this animal. I need something more powerful!
DonnaR: Apparently you will need a stuffed calf.
You: I see that! I have many calves!
DonnaR: Lucky day!
You: Hmm I am brave so I may go for the sword and lance approach
You: Although the stuffed calf solution seems easier.
DonnaR: That could take some time for it to bleed out.
You: Well anything is better than having a pesky dragon around ravaging my lands.
You: Ok donna, I'm going to print out these techniques and try them at dusk when the beast is waking. Thank you!
DonnaR: Here is a great forum on tried and failed dragon homicides. This will at least enlighten you as to what does not work.
You: Donna you are a scholar! Bravo
|11-14-2006, 08:40 AM||
I own a copy of brokeback mountain.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DonnaS
DonnaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
DonnaS: hello, how are you?
You: I'm fine, you?
You: So can you help me find some canadian enemies?
DonnaS: Doing well, thanks
DonnaS: What do you mean by 'enemies'?
You: I have enemies all over the world, but I'd like some polite enemies from Canada
DonnaS: Wow, polite enemies!
You: Enemies, as in people I can do battle with!
DonnaS: In what capacity did you want to battle them?
DonnaS: In game play?
You: Games? No, not games. I'd like to destroy them.
You: Old fashion duels, with swords and guns!
DonnaS: Here's some Canadian warriors!
You: they look like a bunch of weaklings
DonnaS: Oh and look- this guy is a swordsman!
|11-14-2006, 08:48 AM||
JosephT: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi joseph
JosephT: How are you?
You: I need money bad and I want to sell my liver.
You: I'm good Joseph, thanks for asking!
You: I'm broke though...
JosephT: Okay, let me see what I can find for you.
JosephT: I thought that was illegal?
You: I live in Idaho so I'm not clear on state law here...
You: I can't just donate my liver, I really need the cash.
You: I've tried looking up "black market" in the phone book but I can't seem to find it.
You: I should probably just try ebay
You: So is this legal?
JosephT: No, I don't selling organs period is legal.
You: Well I don't feel morally wrong for it. I'm sure whoever buys it will need it right?
You: I'm thinking I could get $25k for it? I'm a healthy young man.
JosephT: Right, I can relate to that statement, because if you can donate, why not sell it, would you agree?
You: Agreed! Why just give it away when I have to pay for my expensive habits!
You: Well I'm going to go try to figure out how to get in touch with Mr. BlackMarket. Thanks for the help!
Yes this guy actually found me links on selling your organs on the black market...HAH
|11-14-2006, 09:08 AM||
I cannot believe this hasn't been done, or if it has, ive mised it. But here we go
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DeanW
DeanW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: I need help with some kind of metal "sheild"
You: IM in a real serious situation, and I need to find some sort of "partition"
You: I cant think of the word, it begins with a B
DeanW: Is "Barrier" the word your looking for?
You: Barrier... BARRIER.... yes thats it
You: We've got motherfuckin' snakes on a plane
DeanW: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (We've got motherfuckin' snakes on a plane)
You: We need to put a barrier between US and the SNAKES
DeanW: I see, another person form that General Mayhem site I guess
You: This isn't General Mayhem, its SNAKE MAYHEM, ON A PLANE!!!
DeanW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Last edited by Atomicide; 11-14-2006 at 09:15 AM.. Reason: spelling and gammar :o
|11-14-2006, 09:14 AM||
StacyF: Hello! What can I help you find today?
You: Can you help me find God?
StacyF: Is there a paticular religion that you are interested in?
You: The dude at the church said I should find him. Life would be better.
StacyF: Here is a website that you might find helpful.
You: Is this guy actually living somewhere in New York or what?
You: That site doesn't give me any directions and mapquest has nothing.
StacyF: What guy?
You: This god guy!
StacyF: Ohhh, gotcha.
You: Have you ever found him?
StacyF: Are these links helpful to you?
You: The church guy said he speaks with god everyday but he wouldn't tell me where god lives. He is stingy I think.
StacyF: He is talking to God through prayer. Would you like a site on how to pray?
You: Is pray like Tmobile or something?
You: I have a contract with tmobile and really don't want to switch right now.
StacyF: The third website will explain what prayer is and how it works.
You: Oh I see that link for the tmobile sidekick.
You: do you have god's cell number? I'll just two-way him right now.
StacyF: Nope, I don't have it.
StacyF: Good luck on your quest.
|11-14-2006, 09:17 AM||
I guess they are getting a lot of this today:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Neal P
Neal P: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: oh good its a guy
Neal P: haha, how do you know
Neal P: and one question, are you from 4chan or sa?
Neal P: or one of those sites
You: Your name is neal
You: I don't know any women named Neal, do you?
Neal P: no, but that doesn't mean there aren't any
You: what sites are those? are they about steroids?
Neal P: you know i'm not going to do this search
Neal P: since you are just trying to have fun
You: If I ever meet a woman named Neal I'm going to slap her parents
Neal P: haha
You: you aren't going to help me?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
|11-14-2006, 09:25 AM||
DAMN 4CHAN AND SA
|11-14-2006, 09:26 AM||