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cromicus
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it only happens when the wall of your urethra sticks to itself, creating kind of a valve system... you can get the same effect if you play with a water balloon

anyways, just manipulate yourself a bit until it goes away... just dont piss all over your hands
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I've heard people that are uncircumcised have this problem. (7th grade health - yay)

I'll sometimes have it if I just had some blue balls.
Old 09-03-2005, 08:32 PM NleahciM is offline  
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70 degree piss is the worst..... you have to decide which stream gets in the bowl, and which gets the wall.


about 3 months ago this would happen a lot for some reason... would damn near spray myself every time.

it's the worst when you somehow magically end up pissing on your foot
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I've heard people that are uncircumcised have this problem. (7th grade health - yay)

I'll sometimes have it if I just had some blue balls.

Generally it's from penile noobs that don't know to expose the glans first.
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I have it some times. I'll have two streams going, and sometimes I can get both in, but sometimes ya just have to pick one.
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Generally it's from penile noobs that don't know to expose the glans first.

Yeah peeing through foreskin does not yield good results.
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Are you circ'd?

If you're not, you are pulling back the foreskin and exposing the glans aforehand, right?

qft
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oh god. stopping midflow is not easy or delightful =/

if youre not carefull it may cause a hernia.
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guys who are sitting down to piss
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separate the hole manually before pissing or squeeze the hole vertically to free any skin that might be stuck together.
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Yeah i hate when it shoots out two streams. Usually the weaker one that gets aimed towards the wall
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When the stream takes a total 90+ turn, that's the worst; I thought i was aiming at the bowl but it somehow managed to ALL go downward all over my foot and pants *sad panda*
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straddle bowl(works best if bowlegged)
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pinch ur urethra to get pressure, and the pressure should sometime fix it
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Weman are always like "Why can't you aim and not pee on the seat?"

It's a lot harder than it seems! Sometimes the inside peehole like shifts. I'll be aiming for the toilet and my pee randomly shoots out to the right or the left. So it's not like a laser pointer. Its like a moving line. Very tricky.
Yeah, it's weird like that. I've never had it where it changes direction mid-stream, but yeah, sometimes it's to the left, sometimes it's to the right.

I found out, because I had phimosis, that the foreskin actually acts as a straightener, as I never had this problem when I left the glans unexposed.
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