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Panamera 2.0, Now with more Turbo

160K flushed directly down the shitter. I can't believe they drilled the front license plate holder on. I already had a tow hook front plate mount for it from the other panamera.







Just to give you an idea how big those brakes are, those wheels are 20"...










Also need to get rid of these Pirelli P7 all season grand touring tires and get some proper Michelin super sports on there. Why the fuck would you put "Low Rolling Resistance: EcoImpact" tires on a god damned turbo porch in the first place? GTFO
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Wow. Drilling the bumper? I think that for that kind of cheddar, I'd be having them replace it with an unmolested part.

Is that your fam's 'Burban/Tahoe?
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Have them replace the bumper
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Why the fuck would they drill?
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Yeah, 2005 Yukon XL 2500 with Quadrasteer.
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Why the fuck would they drill?

I don't know but there's 8 screws holding the plate mount and plate on and SIX of them penetrate the otherwise unmolested bodywork.

WTF?



I wonder how much that is going to cost to fix. It's not like they are big holes but they go completely through the panels.
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Have them replace the bumper

Then you open up that can of worms where the car has had it's bumper taken off after final assembly. You know how good of a job dealer techs do at that? Not the greatest.
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that drilled frame is surely impeding your social progress
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go into more detail on how the PanFagaMeara failed

and how this transaction actually went down

did you threaten to make jewboob vids where you cry and whine like that aussie guy?

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So much better looking























jk still ugly
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Daaaaamn I bet that engine is a pain in the ass to work on. It sure is handsome, though.
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[crinkles nose] All this money and a shitty Bose stereo? [/crinkles nose]
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go into more detail on how the PanFagaMeara failed

and how this transaction actually went down

did you threaten to make jewboob vids where you cry and whine like that aussie guy?

Tuesday: Dad's Cayenne S had a nail in the tire so I had it down at the tire shop getting fixed. Dad took the Panamera hybrid out to go pick up one of the kids from school. As they are leaving school the dashboard lit up saying everything was wrong. He called me to ask what to do and I told him to go straight to the porch dealer because it was just across the freeway from the school. I went down there to pick him and the kid up. I get there and immediately notice the car is in mexi-mode with the front suspension dropped as low as it would go and the rear jacked all the way up. We leave it for them to fix.

Wednesday: Nothing.

Thursday: still haven't heard anything about what is wrong with car. Dad gets nervous so we go to porch dealer to see what they have in stock and what they will give us on trade for our practically brand new panamera hybrid. I spend several hours convincing him he doesn't need a third Cayenne and try to wrangle a 911 or Cayman out of the deal. No luck. Only car on the lot that isn't a cayenne or something I would want is the same Panamera Turbo that was there when we got the Hybrid. It's a 2014 so they offer to cut us a deal (-35k off sticker price) to get it out of there.

Friday: Pick up Panamera Turbo.

We don't need to threaten them with youtubes, they want to keep us as happy customers. The Porch dealer is attached to the Audi dealer so we have bought a shitload (14 so far) of expensive german cars from them.
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So much better looking



jk still ugly

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