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Tuesday: Dad's Cayenne S had a nail in the tire so I had it down at the tire shop getting fixed. Dad took the Panamera hybrid out to go pick up one of the kids from school. As they are leaving school the dashboard lit up saying everything was wrong. He called me to ask what to do and I told him to go straight to the porch dealer because it was just across the freeway from the school. I went down there to pick him and the kid up. I get there and immediately notice the car is in mexi-mode with the front suspension dropped as low as it would go and the rear jacked all the way up. We leave it for them to fix.

Wednesday: Nothing.

Thursday: still haven't heard anything about what is wrong with car. Dad gets nervous so we go to porch dealer to see what they have in stock and what they will give us on trade for our practically brand new panamera hybrid. I spend several hours convincing him he doesn't need a third Cayenne and try to wrangle a 911 or Cayman out of the deal. No luck. Only car on the lot that isn't a cayenne or something I would want is the same Panamera Turbo that was there when we got the Hybrid. It's a 2014 so they offer to cut us a deal (-35k off sticker price) to get it out of there.

Friday: Pick up Panamera Turbo.

We don't need to threaten them with youtubes, they want to keep us as happy customers. The Porch dealer is attached to the Audi dealer so we have bought a shitload (14 so far) of expensive german cars from them.

how many miles were on the hybrid when it exploded? what did he have to pay out of pocket to leave w/ the Turdbo?
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Why didn't you buy an A6 Avant TDI like Van Fanel?

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[crinkles nose] All this money and a shitty Bose stereo? [/crinkles nose]

Yeah. Never been really impressed with Bose car stereos. The Bose is actually the "upgraded" radio option in this.

I like the B&O setup in my car and my mom's old Q7 way more.
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how many miles were on the hybrid when it exploded? what did he have to pay out of pocket to leave w/ the Turdbo?

around 2k miles on the hybrid. he had only driven it like 5 or 6 times since he got it in january.

about 40k out of pocket with the discount + trade.
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Why didn't you buy an A6 Avant TDI like Van Fanel?

You need to L2 German cars............... Shit.



It's not up to me. My parents aren't into station wagons. I've suggested them multiple times and been shut down every time. They still believe in the old bigger (read: taller) is better nonsense.
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you better go talk to the dealership

tell them the next car better be a 911 or Cayman or there is going to be problems
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I should call ahead and get them to remove everything that isn't a 911 or cayman from the lot.

welp. looks like we have to buy a sports car...

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Trade it in for an r8
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he must be their favorite customer

"oops. check engine light is on. time for a new car!"
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around 2k miles on the hybrid. he had only driven it like 5 or 6 times since he got it in january.

about 40k out of pocket with the discount + trade.

bro
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It's not up to me. My parents aren't into station wagons. I've suggested them multiple times and been shut down every time. They still believe in the old bigger (read: taller) is better nonsense.

lolo

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good with money

i need to quit my job
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i need to quit my job

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gotta find another one first tho
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