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My dick: more mass than the earth
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Originally Posted by Threnx
nite krew turns threads into chat rooms, it sucks.

Shut up whore. No one likes you.
This signature is metal as fuck. Is yours?
Old 03-15-2005, 12:20 PM Baloneyflaps. is offline  

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Originally Posted by Baloneyflaps
Shut up whore. No one likes you.

Your mom does OHHHHHHHHH
Old 03-15-2005, 12:21 PM Threnx is offline  

im a dumbass who posts my bosses credit card number onto the internet for people to abuse
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Old 03-15-2005, 12:22 PM Lurker is offline  

My dick: more mass than the earth
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Originally Posted by Threnx
Your mom does OHHHHHHHHH

This signature is metal as fuck. Is yours?
Old 03-15-2005, 12:24 PM Baloneyflaps. is offline  

Evil Never Dies
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This thread is dying.

I'm tempted to make up one but it just wouldn't be the same.
Old 03-15-2005, 12:50 PM [H]orny is offline  

i wish i had shit myself silly in embarassing situations
i'll call you on your shit, please call me on mine
Old 03-15-2005, 12:54 PM Stooka is offline  

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Originally Posted by ATP
I was constipated and had diarrhea at the same time. Long story short, after 15-20 minutes of intense abdominal pain and my strenuous (but fruitless) attempts, a little nugget popped out, which was blocking what felt like a colon-full of liquid poop.

I had this same phenomenon happen to me this weekend.
Friday was my wedding and I ate all the finger-foods at the reception and all day saturday.
This is what caused the blockage that I noticed on sunday morning.
Sunday afternoon we went out to eat after church at this buffet style chinese food restaurant. Apparently their "food" wasn't too fresh and I wound up with mild food poisoning.

Sunday night after being in severe abdominal pain for 4 hours but unable to pass anything the dam finally broke and the nuggets came out followed by about a gallon of watery poop.

Sunday night and on into monday afternoon the diarrhea continued until my wife brought home some Immodium A-D and the flow of poop was stopped. I about passed out a couple times going from the bathroom back to the couch because of dehydration and lack of nutrients. Now I understand how those kids in brazil die from diarrhea. Its serious....
Coqui: "You're a glass half empty type of guy aren't ya?"
The Unflushable Pimp: "No, the glass is half full. Its just that somebody pissed in it."
Old 03-15-2005, 12:55 PM Detman101 is offline  

Superest Supermod Evar
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1.) read this thread
2.) laugh
3.) laugh harder
4.) shit pants, boxers, chair.
5.) throw away pants, boxers, chair
6.) still some profit from teh funnay
Old 03-15-2005, 01:13 PM Synth3t1c is offline  

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Originally Posted by Reverend Winte
this is from a friend

1.big big poop too big to come out...
2.shove fingers up ass to break up poop
4.tell friends
5. profit

I was waiting for that.
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Old 03-15-2005, 01:15 PM Imma is offline  

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... and the LORD struck him with an incureable disease of the bowels ...
everyone in the computer lab is looking at me like I'm a total idiot because I'm trying so damn hard not to laugh my ass off outright...

Old 03-15-2005, 02:10 PM f00ker's Wife is offline  

Posting in a balut thread... again...

I haven't had any nasty poop accidents, but some of these are seriously funny
Old 03-15-2005, 02:53 PM Blueacid is offline  

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it just keeps on coming

this has to be the best thread in ages, i'm gonna vault at midnight (US mountain/GMT-7)
Old 03-15-2005, 03:12 PM stapler is offline  

Didn't hit puberty yet
Old 03-15-2005, 03:28 PM Didn't hit puberty yet is offline  

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Old 03-15-2005, 03:32 PM VB is offline  

Didn't hit puberty yet
Originally Posted by VB

urinal poop > toilet poop
Old 03-15-2005, 03:36 PM Didn't hit puberty yet is offline  


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