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I have so many memories in this place. Been here since 2003.
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tell us about some of your favorite times

I honestly think it's less about the times and more about the fact that I was here since I was 19 back in 2003. Since then I have gone through so many relationships, people, places, jobs, schools and have changed so much as a person as to when I was 19 and thats what makes me so nostalgic about this place. The fact that it has remained a constant while everything else including who I am as a person has changed.
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When I was like 7 years old, I accidentally went into the girl's bathroom and heard a girl peeing. I didn't see anything because she was behind a stall door, but I immeditely could tell that the sound of her pee hitting the toilet water was different than when a boy pees.

To me, when a boy peed it was a higher pitched sound because the stream of water coming out of a penis is very narrow. But the sound of her pee hitting the water was lower pitched, and she was clearly peeing sitting down, and so I could immeditely tell that it was a thicker stream of water that was coming out of her.

At this point I instinctively came up with a hypothesis that seemed reasonable at the time: boys have a penis that they pee out of, and they poop out of their butts. But girls must be the opposite: they pee out of their butts and poop out of their penises in a thin stream, like brown spaghetti.
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I honestly think it's less about the times and more about the fact that I was here since I was 19 back in 2003. Since then I have gone through so many relationships, people, places, jobs, schools and have changed so much as a person as to when I was 19 and thats what makes me so nostalgic about this place. The fact that it has remained a constant while everything else including who I am as a person has changed.

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When I was like 7 years old, I accidentally went into the girl's bathroom and heard a girl peeing. I didn't see anything because she was behind a stall door, but I immeditely could tell that the sound of her pee hitting the toilet water was different than when a boy pees.

To me, when a boy peed it was a higher pitched sound because the stream of water coming out of a penis is very narrow. But the sound of her pee hitting the water was lower pitched, and she was clearly peeing sitting down, and so I could immeditely tell that it was a thicker stream of water that was coming out of her.

At this point I instinctively came up with a hypothesis that seemed reasonable at the time: boys have a penis that they pee out of, and they poop out of their butts. But girls must be the opposite: they pee out of their butts and poop out of their penises in a thin stream, like brown spaghetti.

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