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I am constipated.

If someone would send me their pussy juice, I can rub it on my prostate and induce anus-dialation.
Old 04-24-2005, 10:32 PM kingpariah777 is offline  
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Old 04-24-2005, 10:37 PM GusIsBack is offline  
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BBnet3000
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theres only one way my semen will be on your cervix. buy me a ticket and it will be done.
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Old 04-24-2005, 10:38 PM BBnet3000 is offline  
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it's damned temping... Lurker's baby could be amusing
If you find stupidity amusing, then yes.
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Old 04-24-2005, 10:40 PM PLEASE BAN ME is offline  
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BBnet3000
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didn't we already have that in my PMO thread?
someone told me you removed the pics
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Old 04-24-2005, 10:41 PM BBnet3000 is offline  
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If you find stupidity amusing, then yes.
that's why I come here
Old 04-24-2005, 10:43 PM kristchan is offline  
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that's why I come here
You could make your existing baby reed if you do so.
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Old 04-24-2005, 10:49 PM PLEASE BAN ME is offline  
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Old 04-24-2005, 10:52 PM yangachi is offline  
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Does it still work if it's mixed in with santorum?
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Old 04-25-2005, 12:10 AM Andrew Beacom is offline  
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You know what I'm wondering? How the hell are you going to explain this to your doctor?

"Yeah, I noticed I was past my due date, so I hit up some random internet people for their sperm to rub on my cervix."



I fucking APPROVE!
Old 04-25-2005, 01:49 AM issycamaroman is offline  
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HAPPY LABOR DAY LOL!!!! GET IT???
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:07 AM Bold is offline  
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theres only one way my semen will be on your cervix. buy me a ticket and it will be done.
go pack yourself in a Dell server box and ship yourself to ND...
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:12 AM miasman1 is offline  
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I have jacked off so many times this weekend but no you wont get any of my semen. All of it is dried on rags under my bed or on my sheets. so hah.!! but seriously, i find that utterly disgusting that you are willing to put some random GENMAYERS semen on your cervix.
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Old 04-25-2005, 02:24 AM cssilent is offline  
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My fiancee insists on swallowing all of my sperm so that the CIA can't get ahold of it and make an army out of my clones....
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:42 AM Reverend Sin is offline  
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what the fucking fuck
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