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wait, shes seen 2 strippers' penis' before.
one was 'really small but he ahd a nice body'
the other was 'huge but he couldnt dance. but you could see his dick from the back.'



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Old 04-25-2005, 12:58 PM growler is offline  
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wait, shes seen 2 strippers' penis' before.
one was 'really small but he ahd a nice body'
the other was 'huge but he couldnt dance. but you could see his dick from the back.'

Well, too big is as much of a problem as too small. I've only encountered that once though. That was horrible.
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Well, too big is as much of a problem as too small. I've only encountered that once though. That was horrible.

good thing i picked a virgin so she cant compare the feeling
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good thing i picked a virgin so she cant compare the feeling
It's not a matter of comparison... it's a matter of trying to shove a 9" object in a space designed for a 6" object.

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It's not a matter of comparison... it's a matter of trying to shove a 9" object in a space designed for a 6" object.


word.

mind if i quote you on that?
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word.

mind if i quote you on that?
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Okay, I would never tell a guy he's got a small penis, and I've seen some small penises.

I wouldn't want anyone to make fun of me naked, so I won't do the same. I think sometimes we say things to try to convince ourselves that it's true. "Omg baby, you've got the most perfect penis I've ever seen" means, "Forget every other penis you've ever seen that's better than this one so you don't feel like you're missing out"


This is similar to lying about how good they are and faking orgasms. You do it so they feel better and they seem to enjoy it. I was told once that 'there is no way you're faking it,' so I'm apparantly fairly convincing. Just like you'd hope a guy wouldn't say you suck at head while his penis is in your mouth, or anything like that.
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You could easily get a c-section. My mom was never actually in labor with me. She went to the doctor for a normal check up. He apparantly had some vacation to go on (I was born August 6), and she was due during it. So upon seeing that I was all good and healthy, he sent her to the hospital to have me taken out. My mom didn't like that doctor very much but she can't go into the whole 'OMG i was on labor with you for five weeks!' thing. (She also had to have my sister through a c-section for a reason that I can't remember, which made things bad when she went in for a hysterectomy because things weren't 'strecthed' as they would be after having a kid through there and everything was too close. they accidently punctured a hole in the bladder and ended up having to take out the ovaries as well and not just the uterus. although i was only 11 at the time so i may be confused, but i know the bladder thing happened)
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This is similar to lying about how good they are and faking orgasms. You do it so they feel better and they seem to enjoy it. I was told once that 'there is no way you're faking it,' so I'm apparantly fairly convincing. Just like you'd hope a guy wouldn't say you suck at head while his penis is in your mouth, or anything like that.
Lots of guys say that we're cheating ourselves by faking orgasms... what they don't realize is that sometimes we just want them to finish already.
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Truth time? Okay! The truth of the matter is, a girl will not tell a guy he's got a small penis, even if it is a small penis. In fact, even if the penis is small, the girl will still claim the boy has a big penis, just to make him feel better.


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And yeah...very much the truth.
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And yeah...very much the truth.
and you know, guys just won't believe it either.
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and you know, guys just won't believe it either.

Because apparenty penis's are God's gift to women, right?
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Because apparenty penis's are God's gift to women, right?

no, every man hates his penis.
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no, every man hates his penis.

Some with great reason.

Oh, and some guys put on a great show, then.
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Because apparenty penis's are God's gift to women, right?
You know, some penises are very lovable... but I find the lovability of a penis is directly proportional to the lovablity of the guy they're attached to.

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