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kristchan
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lasko
MSNBC is going to run a piece on it in about 5 mins, RECORD

THEY JUST SAID IT, RECORD AHHHH HURRY
did I miss it? they're talking about Oregon & Cold Meds



EDIT: IT'S ON RIGHT NOW
bitches didn't mention us
Old 08-17-2005, 12:49 PM kristchan is offline  
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soon
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Old 08-17-2005, 12:49 PM zumpiez5 is offline  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lasko
MSNBC is going to run a piece on it in about 5 mins, RECORD

THEY JUST SAID IT, RECORD AHHHH HURRY
FUCK! the one news channel i dont have
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Old 08-17-2005, 12:49 PM Manboobies is offline  
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haha they did it.
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Old 08-17-2005, 12:50 PM zumpiez5 is offline  
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what did they say?
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Old 08-17-2005, 12:51 PM Manboobies is offline  
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just a small bit on it, not anything real huge
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How dare you rape me with your lunges.
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Old 08-17-2005, 12:53 PM zumpiez5 is offline  
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best thread of all time

vin diesel as secretary of energy
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Old 08-17-2005, 12:53 PM cobalt is offline  
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im watching. i bet i missed it though
Old 08-17-2005, 12:53 PM mtbaird5687 is offline  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WorldRunner
Genmay could become the standard of . Everytime there is new ... People would be like "Genmay is the suspected culprit"

We'd be the al-qaeda of internet . DO IT

No - even better. We need to elevate ourselves to a verb status, like Xerox and Tivo.

"Dude, he just got Genmayed", in reference to .

And that washington post article for your convenience, since it looks like that scan isn't working.

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Don't Fear the Reaper, Vote for Him


Wednesday, August 17, 2005; Page C01

Why vote for the lesser of two evils when you can vote for someone who looks evil?

"Our great country is in a terrible downward spiral," says the message on http://www.walken2008.com/, touting Christopher Walken for president. "It's time to be smart about our politics."

Can't you see it? Walken tearing apart Jeb and Hillary in the debates. Walken peering out from behind the voting booth curtain, or leering on "Larry King."

But the actor has "no intention of running," his rep says, and the Web site, registered in Los Angeles under the name Christopher Walken for President, is "100 percent false."

Still, imagine a State of the Union address delivered in syncopated Walkenese: "The state . . . of the union . . . is mahvelous . Just -- mahvelous." Pivot, glare. "I can't think of a better -- STATE -- for the union to be in ." Shoulder hunch, head twitch. Rapturous applause.

All seriousness aside, the only thing more disappointing than the campaign's fraudulence is its boring tag line, "It's time to get America back on track." Given the cache of great Walken lines, we stump for snappier slogans:

"When I win, everyone gets a glass of shhham-pan-ya."

"Like your father's gold watch, this country needs to be kept safe, secure and in a warm place." (See "Pulp Fiction.")

"Liberty is my weapon of choice." (Fat Boy Slim on the ticket?)

"Walken? I'm runnin'!"

"Catch me if you can."

"More cowbell."

-- Dan Zak
Old 08-17-2005, 12:53 PM GafferXL is offline  
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kristchan
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Seminole Joe
what did they say?
They're all saying the same thing.

There's a webpage. His publicist says it's not True. Hey he's in the Wedding Crashers. lol internets


it was like 3 seconds long. you didn't miss anything.
Old 08-17-2005, 12:56 PM kristchan is offline  
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perhaps after this has died down
we can say "walken is walken away"

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Old 08-17-2005, 12:59 PM Stealthmode is offline  
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If SNL makes a skit about this I am going to .. well I don't know but it'll be something.

I also predict a late night talk show joke or two about this.
Old 08-17-2005, 01:18 PM sux2me is offline  
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People, the fox thing is on again, some guy said he saw it. Put those Tivos or whatever the fuck they are to work, and snag this!
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Old 08-17-2005, 01:25 PM Straw Man is offline  
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It's picking up again
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Old 08-17-2005, 01:27 PM The Internet is offline  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GafferXL
No - even better. We need to elevate ourselves to a verb status, like Xerox and Tivo.

"Dude, he just got Genmayed", in reference to .

And that washington post article for your convenience, since it looks like that scan isn't working.




I agree... Genmay is meant for more than random blog-style posts and attention-grabbing attempts by 14 year old angsty kids.

Genmay is meant for this.
Old 08-17-2005, 01:29 PM WorldRunner is offline  
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