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how many gay dudes u know that own cats? hint: they all have dogs
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how many gay dudes u know that own cats? hint: they all have dogs


sounds like you're quite an authority on gay dudes

how many gay dudes do you know that have dogs? spend a lot of time chillin at their cribs peepin' their pets?
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no they're out in public prancing about, waiting with plastic bags in hand so they can lunge for warm dog turds
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could u imagine snappin up a warm turd into your hand? absolutely fucking fascinating
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no they're out in public prancing about, waiting with plastic bags in hand so they can lunge for warm dog turds


no, I don't go to those places. but yeah, the thought of picking up a steaming hot dog log with one of those baggies is pretty disgusting and one of the reasons I've never had a dog while living somewhere that would require me to do that
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imagine it in NY in the winter... hands are cold then bam warm dog turd
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well actually, in that scenario you'd probably be wearing gloves though
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and dog people who don't pick up the turds in public places are shit themselves

several years ago I got a dickhead dog dude a $200 fine for not picking up his shit
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well actually, in that scenario you'd probably be wearing gloves though

they actually invert the turd bag over their hand. only the single barrier for 'protection'

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and dog people who don't pick up the turds in public places are shit themselves

several years ago I got a dickhead dog dude a $200 fine for not picking up his shit

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The guy wasn't just inconsiderate, he was lazy and a total douchebag in the process.

This was an ex gf's neighbor at her apartment. At the bottom of the stairs there was a patch of grass, or what would be grass if not for all of the piss and shit, that was probably no more than around 3x3' sq. No one who lived in the building could come or go without having to see and sometimes smell the tiny shit farm. There was probably 5 turds per sq. ft. And though not legal or within property rules, he could have walked another 20 feet or so and had his turds out of sight and out of mind but even that was too much trouble

GF tried to politely suggest he do the right thing and let him know his neighbors didn't appreciate his dog turds and he went into knob mode and called her a busybody bitch that needs to mind her own business, etc. etc. She complained to the office and they wouldn't do anything without proof.. well that was an easy fix
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imagine it in NY in the winter... hands are cold then bam warm dog turd

if its cold enough they be numb and you dont really feel it
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