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did you find any nudes?

Fuck I actually forgot about that machine. It's still in the trunk.

I have to get by the whole "use Windows XP" thing
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i remember windows xp, fun times. it could be blue, or silver, or the elusive olive color.
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i remember windows xp, fun times. it could be blue, or silver, or the elusive olive color.

that fucking olive theme
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i have one machine still running xp at the office. i'm both fond and ashamed of it.
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Questions I have asked today:

1. Why is our server "sharing" the whole OS's root directory in a read/write format to the whole network?

2. Why is our anti-virus creating 70GB log files?

3. Why is every computer on our domain configured differently with different OS's and permissions?

4. Why did I just delete a 120GB folder containing nothing but pirated software on a work machine?

5. Why do we have a Windows 10 machine with a 32GB harddrive?
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Did I say set the PC on fire? What I meant was SET YOUR ENTIRE COMPANY ON FIRE AND RUN.

I'd cry if I had to deal with that... and I did for about 6 months when I thought being part of a Tech consulting firm would be "exciting". FUCK companies that have survived for years on absolute shit-ass hardware and security standards.
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Did I say set the PC on fire? What I meant was SET YOUR ENTIRE COMPANY ON FIRE AND RUN.

I'd cry if I had to deal with that... and I did for about 6 months when I thought being part of a Tech consulting firm would be "exciting". FUCK companies that have survived for years on absolute shit-ass hardware and security standards.


Trust me. I'm doing it for the entertainment now.
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today i had 4 hour long meeting and then asked to explain why i needed a deadline extended for actual work
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managerials don't feel productive unless they've roped me into yet another meeting about what color the sky is, but expect me to get work done "in the meantime" i.e. the 30 minute intervals between meetings.

I've taken to working during some meetings
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I wish I had meetings.

I have "Hey Eli, come to the manager's office"

So....what are you working on?....ok cool....can we build a professional website by the end of the week?
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HOW COME I CAN'T HEAR SOUND FROM MY DESKTOP? I DON'T HAVE EXTERNAL SPEAKERS BUT NEITHER DOES MY LAPTOP. OH WAIT IT'S DETECTING PROBLEMS THAT SHOULD FIX IT
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HOW COME I CAN'T HEAR SOUND FROM MY DESKTOP? I DON'T HAVE EXTERNAL SPEAKERS BUT NEITHER DOES MY LAPTOP. OH WAIT IT'S DETECTING PROBLEMS THAT SHOULD FIX IT

I work with optiplex's a lot and they still play sound from the pc, gives me the willies when I'm not expecting it.

But I get what you sayin
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today i'm working at home. more productive than usual, because of less distractions! still had 90 minutes worth of meetings over Slack...
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Installed a sound system into the lady's computer from yesterday. I had one at home I could bring her. Forgot you can't adjust the subwoofer.

Welp, our warranty department in pumping
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sub woofer eh
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