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he turned into a woman and is unable to figure out the internet

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Old 04-10-2005, 06:41 PM neonfish07 is offline  

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Hay, guys, I just got back from 2 weeks of bannage. What's going on in this thread?
Old 04-10-2005, 06:46 PM greggyboy is offline  

Originally Posted by greggyboy
Hay, guys, I just got back from 2 weeks of bannage. What's going on in this thread?

not a fucking thing for like the last 2-3 days .. otherwise read the first post ...
Old 04-10-2005, 06:57 PM NightWolfe is offline  

tsk tsk

so impatient
shievelet (2:51:10 AM): idk man..i googled "child molester"
Old 04-10-2005, 07:53 PM omg.lisa is offline  

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UPDATE #4 - Monday April 11, 2005

MAJOR UPDATE (Breakthrough):

I just got home from class (University), and I missed the bus to my street that's about a mile from campus. I have a car but with rising gas prices and parking permits nearing $100 for the quarter I've decided to take the bus most of the time. So I was running after the bus and missed it, had a heavy ass double strap backpack on -- so I had to walk home. When I got home, I took my backpack off and my shirt felt a little moist. I looked outside to see if it was raining, but it wasn't, and it was (get this) -- ONLY ON MY NIPPLES! WHAT THE FUCK MAN? My nipples HAVE been feeling tender, but I'm not sure if I'm lactating or what...someone in this thread said it was POSSIBLE. I made an appointment today to see my doctor to see if I can get a consult. I took pics because at first I found this funny, but now I'm kinda worried. The secretion itself is kind of like thick milk, cept slightly yellower. I'm thinking that if this IS from the birth control, the friction of my backpack against my nipples caused the secretion.

My bag.

I turned the flash on and macro mode cause the stain on a black shirt is fucking hard to see.

I pressed it against a shotglass i had around and squeezed he nipple hard, it hurt, but some of it came out!

Here's all the fluid I could get from BOTH nipples. I'm a bit freaked out.

I'm considering taking the patch off, I'm supposed to switch patches today since it's been 7 days or so. What should I do?

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Old 04-11-2005, 01:56 PM dvq is offline  

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Old 04-11-2005, 02:00 PM SamuraiJack is offline  

that is sooo gross , put on another patch and sell ur milk to the locals.
Old 04-11-2005, 02:01 PM jonnydooluvsu is offline  

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[edit]keep the patches. It'll be good for your e-pen0r (and really bad for your IRL-pen0r).

Your skin looks so soft...

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Old 04-11-2005, 02:01 PM lukeswall is offline  

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Holy crap - A+ Thread - will read again
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Old 04-11-2005, 02:02 PM TheDude is offline  

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I want some of that.
Old 04-11-2005, 02:02 PM Cashman is offline  

"what did you bring me?"
"the same thing you got me for my birthday, fuck all"

Deported? That's just another word for a free ticket home!
Old 04-11-2005, 02:02 PM Roxy is offline  

ahha hahaha

drink it

o snap
Old 04-11-2005, 02:03 PM bluextc is offline  

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Old 04-11-2005, 02:03 PM Zooy is offline  

your boobs have milk
Old 04-11-2005, 02:05 PM biggs is offline  

What the fuck?
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