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Old 04-05-2005, 07:11 PM Vivek is offline  
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I asked my dad, an MD about this, and he just laughed and shook his head.
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Old 04-05-2005, 07:23 PM darwin is offline  
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UPDATE #2 - Tuesday April 05, 2005

Health Condition:
I'm going to break this down into two sections, physical and mental. Again, these are all conditions that really could be linked to other things in my life -- so there's no guarantee tha they're being caused by the birth control. I'm also going to make this quick.

Mental - Angsty, anxiety riddled, and irritable (especially irritable)!!! I've had this ongoing headache reoccuring every couple hours lasting for 30-50 minutes as I've mentioned before. If this is in any way caused by the birth control I'm not sure how much longer I can last it. If this is how women feel all the time, fucking kill yourselves now.

Physical - My ass tenderness has gone to just being itchy. It felt like I was sore around the patch area about an inch circling it before, now that's gone and it's just itchy there. May be a rash developing, might have to take pics. My nipples seem more sensitive, they're usually not very sensitive -- it's not like they're stimulaing, but I notice them rubbing on my shirt as I walk to class. They're also getting all "nipply" more often.

Internally - Feel fine, none of my organs are misbehaving (as far as I can tell). I can still get wood -- and do so quite well in the morning.

Measurements - Chest is still at 39.5"

Patch Condition:
Patch is fine, one edge is lifted up like a millimeter, probably cuz I whiped away that black sticky stuff mentioned in Update 1.

As for picture, you're not getting any today. I'm not in any fucking mood to be drawing on my ass tonight -- SO STOP FUCKING IMING ME.

If you need cliffs, gtfo of my thread -- this thread is for people with the mental capacity exceeding that of a goldfish's.

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Old 04-05-2005, 07:52 PM dvq is offline  
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Old 04-05-2005, 07:54 PM darwin is offline  
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As for picture, you're not getting any today. I'm not in any fucking mood to be drawing on my ass tonight -- SO STOP FUCKING IMING ME.

If you need cliffs, gtfo of my thread -- this thread is for people with the mental capacity exceeding that of a goldfish.
I think its taking its toll


Just as I thought would happen.....you're becoming female
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Old 04-05-2005, 07:54 PM gg is offline  
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yay update!
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Old 04-05-2005, 07:56 PM zoopnazi is offline  
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As for picture, you're not getting any today. I'm not in any fucking mood to be drawing on my ass tonight -- SO STOP FUCKING IMING ME.
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Waisting our time? This is a great thread dude.
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Old 04-05-2005, 07:56 PM AndrewHanes is offline  
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^ something tells me that's actually a current picture of you. god bless orthoevra. *salutes*

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Old 04-05-2005, 08:00 PM permanentlyconstipated is offline  
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OH Dan-long name to which I can't pronounce
You always make me giggle.
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:28 PM King_Lurker is offline  
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makes me wanna go get the shot tomorrow and see how it is...
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makes me wanna go get the shot tomorrow and see how it is...


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