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You guys see Kim's wifey?

oh man, what a qt
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i went to a chinese massage place today and got a chair massage and it was n2b for $14
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you could've gotten more, just gotta flash some extra 20s
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you could've gotten more, just gotta flash some extra 20s

it was my first time, had to feel the place out
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My first* time they had me take a shower and then go to the private room with just my towel on. $40

After the massage she got naked and then finagled another $60 outta me and then the hog wrastlin' ensued.

*that was the only time... I would like to go back though, but six months after that happened the city announced they were "cracking down on massage parlors" so not sure if they still operate the same way (this was back in 2011 or 2012 iirc).
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My first* time they had me take a shower and then go to the private room with just my towel on. $40

After the massage she got naked and then finagled another $60 outta me and then the hog wrastlin' ensued.

*that was the only time... I would like to go back though, but six months after that happened the city announced they were "cracking down on massage parlors" so not sure if they still operate the same way (this was back in 2011 or 2012 iirc).

this place doesn't have private rooms, it's in a really busy commercial shopping center
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This place was also in a shopping center. They were just advertising on craigslist "sensual massage" with a pic of an asian chick in a bra and panties.
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Man, she is fine af, I's smush the shit outta that hairless NK clam good god fuck somebody hold me back HOLD ME BACK
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My first* time they had me take a shower and then go to the private room with just my towel on. $40

After the massage she got naked and then finagled another $60 outta me and then the hog wrastlin' ensued.

*that was the only time... I would like to go back though, but six months after that happened the city announced they were "cracking down on massage parlors" so not sure if they still operate the same way (this was back in 2011 or 2012 iirc).


Next to my shop back in OH they had a dry cleaning place that would do some shady after-hrs hog-roping. Those chicks weren't great lookin', but for what you paid, I heard it was n2b.
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