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WILLIAM NOT
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i guess i'll post the most disgusting thing my friend ever called to tell me

1. friend had anal
2. bf jizzed inside
3. couldn’t shit for days
4. went to doctor, got medicine
5. finally shitted, what first came out was crusty white shit
Oh yuck.
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Old 03-14-2005, 09:47 AM WILLIAM NOT is offline  
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I miss the old [M]! It's just a bunch of tards and spam now! (and seņor Chavez is to a large degree correct about this, damn 24k scum...)
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i guess i'll post the most disgusting thing my friend ever called to tell me

1. friend had anal
2. bf jizzed inside
3. couldn’t shit for days
4. went to doctor, got medicine
5. finally shitted, what first came out was crusty white shit
fucking gross
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Old 03-14-2005, 10:00 AM zitboy is offline  
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sorry

aldaris i like your g.i. joe quote
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Old 03-14-2005, 10:01 AM malamute face is offline  
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1. Girl is sad that nobody's ever pooped on her chest
2. I pooped on her chest
3. .....
4. Profit
Old 03-14-2005, 10:01 AM VoodoochildBC is offline  
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1. Girl is sad that nobody's ever pooped on her chest
2. I pooped on her chest
3. .....
4. Profit
lies!!
Old 03-14-2005, 10:02 AM nofuturenochange is offline  
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I miss the old [M]! It's just a bunch of tards and spam now! (and seņor Chavez is to a large degree correct about this, damn 24k scum...)


Jebus Christ!
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Old 03-14-2005, 10:02 AM Chavez is offline  
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p00p is funny
Old 03-14-2005, 10:02 AM Viremia is offline  
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Chavez
I miss the old [M]! It's just a bunch of tards and spam now! (and se&ntilde;or Chavez is to a large
 
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lies!!
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Old 03-14-2005, 10:03 AM Chavez is offline  
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damnit
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1. Go to hot chicks house.
2. Drink wine and beer.
3. Stomach problems.
4. Shit my pants and her floor.
5...
6. Now shes my girlfriend
7. Profit.
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Old 03-14-2005, 10:03 AM damnit is offline  
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Jebus Christ!
I miss the old [M]! It's just a bunch of tards and spam now! (and seņor Chavez is to a large degree correct about this, damn 24k scum...)
Old 03-14-2005, 10:03 AM Aldaris is offline  
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1. Go to hot chicks house.
2. Drink wine and beer.
3. Stomach problems.
4. Shit my pants and her floor.
5...
6. Now shes my girlfriend
7. Profit.
that must have been ridiculously embarassing. i mixed beer and champagne at my friends house once time. i spent the rest of the night throwing up, eventually i passed out on the bathroom floor. but they were nice enough to give me a pillow
Old 03-14-2005, 10:04 AM nofuturenochange is offline  
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Chavez
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1. Go to hot chicks house.
2. Drink wine and beer.
3. Stomach problems.
4. Shit my pants and her floor.
5...
6. Now shes my girlfriend
7. Profit.

and ...I guess.
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Old 03-14-2005, 10:05 AM Chavez is offline  
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those are awesome, it's like breaking a dam

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