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the designated smoking areas aren't vaper-inclusive, but we have three gender neutral bathrooms...................
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these just went up at the office, on all single-occupancy bathrooms. california state law apparently

Open season my son..

any hot chicks in the office?
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yes

fewer than before the acquisition but... it is what it is
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yes

fewer than before the acquisition but... it is what it is
You know what you must do..

the state of Kalifornia got your back.
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yes

fewer than before the acquisition but... it is what it is

The Asian chick you took to that car thing was pretty hot.

What does she identify sexually as?
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i thought it was a wall


since when has genmay ever let facts get in the way? Genmay has been doing 'alternative facts' for years one day it's a wall, the next a gate, then a fence... maybe next I'll be responsible for the Tower in Pisa

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will you remember to close your hood


thanks for the concern. are you still hobbling around in an old camry or did you get something else by now? if it will help you sleep I'll go take a pic of my hood so you can visually inspect my work


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did you wake up with super powers? can you build a straight fence now?

no, but if I had I would want one of them to be the ability to make people witty and clever.

I'll let you know if my status changes

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whip out your dick at the dinner table and scare her into a coma next time

better yet, just slap her in the fourhead


I'm actually fortunate to get along very well with all the inlaws . She can be annoying because she's a total dingbat and says some Kellie Pickler-esque facepalm-worthy shit but otherwise, we're cool. when in ICU, all bets are off
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90% chance I'm putting down a deposit and moving here next month

pretty much all hinges on whether or not I can get a decent internet connection. Bottom tier XFinity callcenter slob says yes no problem, but I don't trust him.

it's a 6 or 7 bedroom "mansion" in a nice neighborhood on 88 acres. It has a dirt bike track, has the beginnings of an archery range. This is the part of the bay area you WANT to be in, temperate, wooded area... not the miniature-LA-HELL like San Jose (where I was a couple of years ago w/ mamasan.) There aren't roaches, but mountain lions are a problem.
(This happened a couple of weeks ago up the hill...........)
BORKED

The room is a sty, the guy who was in here is supposedly "moved out" but the landlord will take care of it. debating whether to rip the carpet out or have it cleaned, not really sure yet. One friend has been living here for a year now, other friend is moving in at the same time I am.

















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ghetto's going to get eaten by a mountain lion
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send me those shark decals when you get the room
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send me that guitar too
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90% chance I'm putting down a deposit and moving here next month

pretty much all hinges on whether or not I can get a decent internet connection. Bottom tier XFinity callcenter slob says yes no problem, but I don't trust him.

it's a 6 or 7 bedroom "mansion" in a nice neighborhood on 88 acres. It has a dirt bike track, has the beginnings of an archery range. This is the part of the bay area you WANT to be in, temperate, wooded area... not the miniature-LA-HELL like San Jose (where I was a couple of years ago w/ mamasan.) There aren't roaches, but mountain lions are a problem.
(This happened a couple of weeks ago up the hill...........)
BORKED

The room is a sty, the guy who was in here is supposedly "moved out" but the landlord will take care of it. debating whether to rip the carpet out or have it cleaned, not really sure yet. One friend has been living here for a year now, other friend is moving in at the same time I am.


















looks tight
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would somebody get glass a new av, please

this is ridiculous
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