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Have you bought a shitty car yet?


What did you get?

It doesn't matter what i buy, it matters that who ever drives BMWs are certified douchebags.
Old 08-19-2012, 10:00 AM TUT RAGE!!! is offline  
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Gorilla warfare, heh.
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It doesn't matter what i buy, it matters that who ever drives BMWs are certified douchebags.

Bro....bro.....bruh......

I was being serious, I was not going to twist it around and say hahah you bought a piece of shit.


Was seriously curious....
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Gorilla warfare, heh.

You;d think they would get along, and they are a peaceful animal.


No the fuck they are not.
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You fucking fag, you posted some bull shit link that said BMW was number one selling car company you were fucking creamin all over it bitch and now you don't remember, sure.

I remember you posting that you love dick and how you realized it after spending many lonely nights in the barracks.
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I remember you posting that you love dick and how you realized it after spending many lonely nights in the barracks.

I'm not alone, your mom comes over from time to time.
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Bro....bro.....bruh......

I was being serious, I was not going to twist it around and say hahah you bought a piece of shit.


Was seriously curious....

2008 FLYROLLA, Type S
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2008 FLYROLLA, Type S



They have a special designation for Slow?
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They have a special designation for Slow?

I could go faster than your BMW because you would lose control at 80 because you can't drive.
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I could go faster than your BMW because you would lose control at 80 because you can't drive.
oh my god it hurts so much
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2008 FLYROLLA, Type S

Like it thus far?

Anything neg to say about it?



edit: The amount of jimmies being rustled is astounding in this thread....
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oh my god it hurts so much

I can drive better than you.
I'll argue I'm the best driver here, apart from any F1/NASCAR drivers and Seb.
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Like it thus far?

Anything neg to say about it?.

It's not a Tempo.
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I can drive better than you.
I'll argue I'm the best driver here, apart from any F1/NASCAR drivers and Seb.

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