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You guys into water sports?
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You guys into water sports?



Pile-driving my fist in your mom's swampy trough count?


If so, then yes.
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Pile-driving my fist in your mom's swampy trough count?


If so, then yes.

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Shoveled/snowplowed driveway for neighbor again. She wasn't home but daughter Sofia was.

Got to talking about local breweries and what we like and invited her over for a sample of a new IPA I like.

Next thing I know, I'm fucking her on our guest bed and I'm washing the duvet now. Shit.

Wife should be home in an hr. Should be easy to cover up I guess.

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Where all the white women at?
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wonder if i should get a wok

do it
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where's soup
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Where all the white women at?

rite?
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hey tc, I'm gonna be homeless week after next... any protips?
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hey tc, I'm gonna be homeless week after next... any protips?

what happened?
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did the JO sesh get physical?
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what happened?

one of the roommates broke the lease and moved out, landlord doesn't want to renew
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why did he move out?
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I'm guessing the JO sesh turned violent
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bd, if you need more time make the landlord evict you, he has to go get a court order for that

might buy you some time
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