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OddFactor
I love the smell of freshly fucked poon.
 
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pissing standing up is my 2006 new year's resolution

Good luck with that.
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Old 01-25-2006, 11:03 PM OddFactor is offline  
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malamute face
Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
 
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no no.. it's for effect. To add to the -factor of the bullet-time
is bullet-time some "i stand up to pee" term?

i'll wear sunglasses, no prob! i just want to make it clear that i can't do this in datlight. we need a pedo darkroom/basement atmosphere.
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Old 01-25-2006, 11:05 PM malamute face is offline  
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Serv0h
Stilts and a straw, you'll be in heaven.
 
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Good luck with that.
With my strict training regimen, she will overcome the obstacles of her vag, and will pee standing up with a vengeance!
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Old 01-25-2006, 11:05 PM Serv0h is offline  
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Serv0h
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is bullet-time some "i stand up to pee" term?

i'll wear sunglasses, no prob! i just want to make it clear that i can't do this in datlight. we need a pedo darkroom/basement atmosphere.
Definitely! A grungy stall with some poop smeared on one of the walls -- and you, glowing like a diamond in the poop stall.
Bullet-time is where everything slows wayyyy down and the camera zooms around you in circles!
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Old 01-25-2006, 11:07 PM Serv0h is offline  
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malamute face
Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
 
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Good luck with that.
If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.

McFFTW
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I breathe my husband Serv0h's soul and I sniff his boxers + farts
Zerokewl is my twin at everything and my long-lost BFF that I never knew I had until like March
I luv uterus
Growler & I hate olives <3
Pyramid is my speakerhumper BFF

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Old 01-25-2006, 11:09 PM malamute face is offline  
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malamute face
Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
 
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Originally Posted by Serv0h
Definitely! A grungy stall with some poop smeared on one of the walls -- and you, glowing like a diamond in the poop stall.
Bullet-time is where everything slows wayyyy down and the camera zooms around you in circles!
interesting, i'm getting a tiny bit creeped out... but that's never stopped me before!
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I breathe my husband Serv0h's soul and I sniff his boxers + farts
Zerokewl is my twin at everything and my long-lost BFF that I never knew I had until like March
I luv uterus
Growler & I hate olives <3
Pyramid is my speakerhumper BFF

Total: 24
Old 01-25-2006, 11:10 PM malamute face is offline  
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Serv0h
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interesting, i'm getting a tiny bit creeped out... but that's never stopped me before!
You'll be golden, don't worry
It will be fucking great. I'll take you from pissing a Jackson Pollock in the snow to the fucking Mona Lisa when I'm done with you
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Old 01-25-2006, 11:15 PM Serv0h is offline  
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OddFactor
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So what's going on guys? How was everyone's day?
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Old 01-25-2006, 11:19 PM OddFactor is offline  
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malamute face
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You'll be golden, don't worry
It will be fucking great. I'll take you from pissing a Jackson Pollock in the snow to the fucking Mona Lisa when I'm done with you
i like to be messy though sometimes
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I breathe my husband Serv0h's soul and I sniff his boxers + farts
Zerokewl is my twin at everything and my long-lost BFF that I never knew I had until like March
I luv uterus
Growler & I hate olives <3
Pyramid is my speakerhumper BFF

Total: 24
Old 01-25-2006, 11:21 PM malamute face is offline  
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malamute face
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So what's going on guys? How was everyone's day?
stress + alcohol.

you?
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I breathe my husband Serv0h's soul and I sniff his boxers + farts
Zerokewl is my twin at everything and my long-lost BFF that I never knew I had until like March
I luv uterus
Growler & I hate olives <3
Pyramid is my speakerhumper BFF

Total: 24
Old 01-25-2006, 11:21 PM malamute face is offline  
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Serv0h
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So what's going on guys? How was everyone's day?
Tired as fuck
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Old 01-25-2006, 11:22 PM Serv0h is offline  
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Serv0h
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i like to be messy though sometimes
But now you'll have a choice in the matter!
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Malamute face is my warm fuzzy wifey! She penetrates my nose, butt, and rectum -- "Words of encouragement are overrated."
Old 01-25-2006, 11:22 PM Serv0h is offline  
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malamute face
Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
 
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But now you'll have a choice in the matter!
how liberating!!!! WOMEN WOOOOOOOO
__________________
I breathe my husband Serv0h's soul and I sniff his boxers + farts
Zerokewl is my twin at everything and my long-lost BFF that I never knew I had until like March
I luv uterus
Growler & I hate olives <3
Pyramid is my speakerhumper BFF

Total: 24
Old 01-25-2006, 11:27 PM malamute face is offline  
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Serv0h
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how liberating!!!! WOMEN WOOOOOOOO
I'll show you liberating...
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Old 01-25-2006, 11:28 PM Serv0h is offline  
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OddFactor
I love the smell of freshly fucked poon.
 
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stress + alcohol.

you?

Fun time at work. =X
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