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do you still live at home? have you never lived independently? you must... even if my family were perfectly normal + pleasant which they are not, getting out on your own is incredible. Will put up with a lot of shit to maintain that, and I do.

Just wait until you come home one Sunday afternoon and a roomie is passed out with a turd on his chest
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some background

so the guy whose room I took over, a friend of a friend was conspiring with two other housemates trying to lead a walk-out, to negotiate for lower rent (and to avoid paying a massive back-utility bill which the landlord stupidly sprung on them) old lady and her whore daughter talked him into it, said "we'll all get a place together."

He threatened to move all three of them out, costing LL three rent checks. My pal who was not involved w/ any of this knew that he had 3-4 friends who would be happy to take the room. He offered it to one of my friends first, but he couldn't do it for another 2-3wk. I was ready to GTFO of moms basement, so I said I would move in immediately. Guy who was threatening to move, trying to lead a walk-out was caught off guard by this, had not paid rent for previous 3wk, so had to scramble to get his junk out.

Old hag and whore daughter said they were moving with him, but never did. Whore daughter let her little rat dog loose in the room the day before I was set to move in, just a few hours after the carpet had been cleaned. Blasted poop all over. They cleaned it again but... Still fucked. She and her sisters also steal food, soda, toiletries on a regular basis. Never clean the bathroom. Landlord is too much of a limpwrist to do anything about it, he is actually considering putting a padlock on the refrigerators (rather than booting out the theives...) In spite of the fact that he tried to lead a "coup" which would have fucked over his friend, the landlord badly, he continues to visit + join us for BBQ's and archery shit, but he is INCREDIBLY bitter, ass-pained because I "took his room."

Now, the event mike is referring to:
Tuesday night we had another of these BBQ's, not ideal for me because the grill and archery range is RIGHT below my room, so I hear 100% of it. Laughing, shitty music, all of it. Plus I can't have my window open if the grill is going. Sucks. But they make fucking delicious food, and they're fun to hang around with so I join in as much as I can. Normally they start conking out at 10:30 or 11 which is fine. But this time they had been drinking a LOooooott. Pal who was offered the room ahead of me was there, getting weird and shouty. They drank a lot of beer and then got into gin. I tapped out at about midnight.

1:20AM butthurt dude shouts at my 2nd story window "FUCK YOU <GHETTO!> WHY DONT YOU POUND ON THE WALL???" Pal who couldn't move in ahead of me chimed in "doesn't wall knocking mean turn it up hahahaha?"

Then music got louder and they bashed the ceiling (my floor.) Has been a problem for several weeks now.

I was furiously fucking angry, texted both of them, went for a drive to cool down. Came back and made a point of it to wake the whole house back up, made me feel better.

Today and over the next couple of days I'm taking over another friends room (the guy who got me in originally,) he is moving out. It's smaller, but has no dog shit, has walk-in closet and more storage just outside the door. Also is a good 60' away from the patio area where they party.

Two-faced butthurt dude is going to continue to visit. Friend warned me that he gossips with whore and old lady even after they sort of screwed him out of his room, set all of this in motion, but I gave him a chance, gave him WiFi password w/ specific instructions not to share it. Very next morning I had five or six more devices on the network... He's a two faced POS, for sure.

I still have never paid into utilities because "whore" has been caught doing laundry for other people in exchange for $$$, and she's been caught running her space heater with windows open JUST to run the bill up.

Old hag has three daughters by three different men, each of those daughters have toddler-age kids. Old hag took over her boyfriends place while he's in jail (6th DUI) so her room gets taken by daughters, who cycle in maybe one night a week. Shrieking children, shitty single degen moms shouting at them to STFU, shitting up the bathroom, stealing razors, stealing soap, stealing food, leaving trash everywhere.

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fuck those turds, shit in their pillowcases
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i don't know, my friend who is moving out painted a TOTALLY different picture, that she'd be out by the end of the month (the month I moved in,) and then our other pal would move in... that didn't happen

then he told me that LL raised her rent, which I think is true but have no way of confirming

then he asked me to research proper eviction procedure, which I did, described it to him from start to finish. some time later i asked "do you know if LL mailed her the eviction notice blahblah" he said "yeah he has a connection in the courts he is making it happen" (that was a complete load of shit, obviously.)

very very odd

LL's mother and father visited from out of town for ~3 weeks, just before Mothers day. LL's mom is a supporter of Whore, because she is a latina (prob half mex half something else) single mother. LL, LL's mom and I were downstairs. I was in the kitchen prepping bagboil. Pounded chicken breasts to make them uniform, dog started barking. Didn't shut up for ~20 minutes. I asked LL,... You told her she couldn't have a dog inside, right??? He shook his head, looked down and said yeah.

Cuck++++

Then the other day I mentioned how she had opened an unopened case of diet soda of mine. He's like "She's still doing that?" "yeah.."

he never gets fired up. doesn't have the balls to throw her or her mother out. I don't get it. We have friends with stable jobs who want to move in immediately. It's in an incredible location, would be so much better without degenerate peasant slobs living in it...

unless she's not paying her rent or she's doing something illegal she could push that eviction to 90 days... maybe that's the hold up
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Just wait until you come home one Sunday afternoon and a roomie is passed out with a turd on his chest

a week or three before I GTFO, little brother smeared his own shit all over the toilet that we used to share then blamed it on me, just to stir the pot and start a fight

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a week or three before I GTFO, little brother smeared his own shit all over the toilet that we used to share then blamed it on me, just to stir the pot and start a fight

try again!




Fucking Christ, man. Sounds like you DID move up in the 'living' department.


Shit still sounds scandalous, tho. Yet again another reason it's not worth it, living on the west coast. Pay a premium for shit living and shit ppl. SMH.






.....AND DON'T EVEN GET DIS NIGGAH STARTED ON Y'ALLZ FOREST FIRES!!!!
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yeah only the west coast has shitty roommates and lazy landlords

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and forest fires, dont forget the forest fires

and all the earthquakes

so many earthquakes its a miracle we get any sleep around here

but we dont mind cuz we're all laid back because we all surf and live near the beach
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went on first tinder date in seattle. actually cuter than her pics, still kinda fat tho. made out at her car. p clear daddy issues.
It was a dude..

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went on first tinder date in seattle. actually cuter than her pics, still kinda fat tho. made out at her car. p clear daddy issues.

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a week or three before I GTFO, little brother smeared his own shit all over the toilet that we used to share then blamed it on me, just to stir the pot and start a fight

try again!

Does he have a diagnosis?
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yeah only the west coast has shitty roommates and lazy landlords


Not at all. But it's compounded by the shitty earnings/cost-of-living.
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I got major swamp ass going. Should I just do a rewipe to to get by and shower later after I eat? Or shower first and eat later?
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my roommate thinks he can sing but he's fucking awful
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