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Commercials. AND a Pats' loss. FUCK Tom Brady.
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wtf happened? I don't remember you talking about this...


I don't think I did actually. Do you recall I made a thread about my oddball afflictions? It was a bit related.

I was in the hospital for an outpatient biopsy procedure to determine what at the time basically seemed like just a determination of which of the various varieties of pulmonary lymphoma I had since I had dozens of grotesquely enlarged lymph nodes in my lungs- they should normally be no larger than the eraser of a pencil and I had some that were the size of shelled walnuts... not good. I was prepared for bad news

Long story short: the lung biopsy procedure which was supposed to last 30-60 minutes never happened that day. They dropped fentanyl in my IV (the same stuff that killed Prince, btw) to put me under and I went into pulmonary arrest within seconds. Apparently I was worked on for a couple hours to stabilize me enough to even move me to the ICU. The good news is that it happened quickly, if my lungs had spasmed and gone into full retard mode after the robotic roto rooter was knee deep in my lungs I might not be here to shit-post... sorry
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I'n guessing it was complications from SUPERAIDS and a touch of Eastern European Syphilis..

the funny thing is, multiple doctors (and my mom) think my weird afflictions are associated with my travels and such.

but none have mentioned eastern european sniz as a culprit.


my mother did however tell me that it was a sin that I was bangin' out a bosnian girl and further cautioned me against any thoughts of marrying her (LOL). I think she'd have straight croaked if she'd ever found out about Sarah, and others.
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Commercials. AND a Pats' loss. FUCK Tom Brady.

lul
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best commercial of the super bowl:

BORKED
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Fuck you Brady and your not the hottest VS model wife

Fuck you Belicheat

Fuck you Edelman and your hipster bush

Fuck you Robert Kraft

Fuck you overpriced razor blades
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Fuck you Brady and your not the hottest VS model wife

Fuck you Belicheat

Fuck you Edelman and your hipster bush

Fuck you Robert Kraft

Fuck you overpriced razor blades

mad cause bad
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mad cause bad

p much

least the fucker had to work for the win this time
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I don't think I did actually. Do you recall I made a thread about my oddball afflictions? It was a bit related.

I was in the hospital for an outpatient biopsy procedure to determine what at the time basically seemed like just a determination of which of the various varieties of pulmonary lymphoma I had since I had dozens of grotesquely enlarged lymph nodes in my lungs- they should normally be no larger than the eraser of a pencil and I had some that were the size of shelled walnuts... not good. I was prepared for bad news

Long story short: the lung biopsy procedure which was supposed to last 30-60 minutes never happened that day. They dropped fentanyl in my IV (the same stuff that killed Prince, btw) to put me under and I went into pulmonary arrest within seconds. Apparently I was worked on for a couple hours to stabilize me enough to even move me to the ICU. The good news is that it happened quickly, if my lungs had spasmed and gone into full retard mode after the robotic roto rooter was knee deep in my lungs I might not be here to shit-post... sorry

Shit

Glad you're doing okay now (I hope) and that you're still here to shit-post
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lul

That was a great game.

Glad I kept my drinking to a minimum cough cough ABV content so that I was awake to see the 4th qtr.
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Video clips of Ghetto's lil bro driving through Cali

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best commercial of the super bowl:

BORKED

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p much

least the fucker had to work for the win this time

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