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When she makes a thread that doesn't essentially have the title, "TEEHEE I'M A GIRL WHO SUCKS DICK. PAY ATTENTION TO ME." I'll change my opinion.

All my threads ask a question. Yes the majority of them are sexual and are about increasing and bettering my sex life but thats what this forum is for. I never once brag or ask for attention
Old 10-31-2006, 05:25 AM PrettyInPink is offline  
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All my threads ask a question. Yes the majority of them are sexual and are about increasing and bettering my sex life but thats what this forum is for. I never once brag or ask for attention

Right. None of it is for attention.
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Right. None of it is for attention.

tehe, my boyfriend loves me to grope is balls! how do you guys suck on bals!? don't all boys like this? you don't like this?

well, ttyl.
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its been so long that i think i lost the ability to cry


but i really want to
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tehe, my boyfriend loves me to grope is balls! how do you guys suck on bals!? don't all boys like this? you don't like this?

well, ttyl.

You're jealous that the only action you get is your hand
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You're jealous that the only action you get is your hand

You're right, I wish I had a headcase with daddy issues for a girlfriend.
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tehe, my boyfriend loves me to grope is balls! how do you guys suck on bals!? don't all boys like this? you don't like this?

well, ttyl.

Well, I'm not sure if all boys like this, but you have made it abundantly clear that you like to perform such acts on other boys
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You're right, I wish I had a headcase with daddy issues for a girlfriend.

It would beat the blowup girlfriend you currently have

But, wait, maybe not. To have a real girlfriend you would have to establish positive communication with the girl.

Cross that.....just go back to the blowup.
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I was giggling like a school girl for a while there

I think the charm has gone now. I bet there have been about 21 PMs fired off so far.

I am going to go for a swim and work on my tan by the pool now.

Don't forget to shave before you tan, you wouldn't want to scare the little school girls away, now would you? After all, you self admittedly share some qualities with them, you should have some sympathy.
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its been so long that i think i lost the ability to cry


but i really want to

You have to learn to balance your emotions with logic.

I know this may be hard to do if you have little human interaction, but do try your dandest!
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Don't forget to shave before you tan, you wouldn't want to scare the little school girls away, now would you? After all, you self admittedly share some qualities with them, you should have some sympathy.

Aside from this being fucking days ago, there were not many little school girls swimming in the army pool. There were a few army women, you would have felt threatened by them though so it is probably for the best you did not come too.

Of course, the shame you would have felt exposing your pale fat belly in public probably would prevented you from turning up either way.
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You have to learn to balance your emotions with logic.
I know this may be hard to do if you have little human interaction, but do try your dandest!
Hey look, wankboy is trying to dispense advice.

Here is an idea tiger, how about you go back to trying to suck internet whores strapons instead
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It would beat the blowup girlfriend you currently have

But, wait, maybe not. To have a real girlfriend you would have to establish positive communication with the girl.

Cross that.....just go back to the blowup.

Clever. You realize she's still not going to blow you, right? For all your knight in shining armor tactics, you've fed the ego of a girl who was molested as a little girl, acts like it never happened now, and doesn't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock about you.
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Clever. You realize she's still not going to blow you, right? For all your knight in shining armor tactics, you've fed the ego of a girl who was molested as a little girl, acts like it never happened now, and doesn't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock about you.

Was she another one of those 'I was molested' people?

I wonder how many of them actually were and how many just use it to fuel their selfish attention whoring desires. I feel so very sorry for those who actually were... but the people who claim they were and were not really devalue believeability of those who really were.
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Was she another one of those 'I was molested' people?

I wonder how many of them actually were and how many just use it to fuel their selfish attention whoring desires. I feel so very sorry for those who actually were... but the people who claim they were and were not really devalue believeability of those who really were.

She doesn't claim it, but given her extensive attention whoring through her threads and claimed sexual veracity with her boyfriend, all signs point to yes.

Not like Lyndzie_kitten, who thinks rape is what happens after you say yes.
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