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Edvard_Grieg
 
CL Protocol??

Ok, so it's been a few months and I'm a bit desperate, posted on CL, got a bite (and a sweet ass)...appears to be legit so far (she's replying via BB etc)...aside from wrapping it multiple times etc, what else should I know/do/expect for a CL hookup?

/serious not a joke thread
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Old 03-26-2009, 11:12 PM Edvard_Grieg is offline  
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where did you post? msw or ce?

you're doing it wrong

you don't know what to expect because you haven't met her yet

meet for coffee, late.
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ce....done the normal msw and online dating stuff ad nausea, just the ce is a new realm for me.
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Old 03-26-2009, 11:58 PM Edvard_Grieg is offline  
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chances are small that she is legit.

some piece of shit from nigeria is trying to scam you

she is really fucking fat

she has an STD

Most likely STD has a simple cure.

She is preggers and looking for a baby daddy

some 60 year old fuck.
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chances are small that she is legit.

some piece of shit from nigeria is trying to scam you

she is really fucking fat

she has an STD

Most likely STD has a simple cure.

She is preggers and looking for a baby daddy

some 60 year old fuck.

you got REALLY boned on your first CL venture oO

Just have a plan B and you should be good Ed.
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you got REALLY boned on your first CL venture oO

Just have a plan B and you should be good Ed.

no..

the order of my CL adventures goes as follows

1st girl - crazy bitch that asked me to move to arizona with her after only knowing her for less than a week

2nd girl - really really fat bitch that i met for coffee, i said i had to take a piss and just left

3rd girl - black chick that all we did was screw

heh, 3rd time is the charm

but the black chick was a serious pot head
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Old 03-27-2009, 06:49 AM Rancidpunk666 is offline  
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a massive amount of CL'ers are either myspace angles or out and out scammers

only way to make sure is to meet for something, coffee is the fairly standard first way to go, or something similar, show up a few minutes late and scope from a far before committing
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no..

the order of my CL adventures goes as follows

1st girl - crazy bitch that asked me to move to arizona with her after only knowing her for less than a week

2nd girl - really really fat bitch that i met for coffee, i said i had to take a piss and just left

3rd girl - black chick that all we did was screw

heh, 3rd time is the charm

but the black chick was a serious pot head

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Thanks for the heads-up guys...more or less bailing on this one in favor of an FWB I at least somewhat know.
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Old 03-27-2009, 10:59 AM Edvard_Grieg is offline  
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What is a CL?
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What is a CL?

criagslist

casual encounters (ce)

wsm/w4m (women seeking men)

msw/m4w (men seeking women)

msm/m4m (men for men)

wsw/w4w (women for women)
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It's something I've wandered about and I know that the vast majority will be scammers or just yucky but keep us updated.

I'm curious.
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no..

the order of my CL adventures goes as follows

1st girl - crazy bitch that asked me to move to arizona with her after only knowing her for less than a week

2nd girl - really really fat bitch that i met for coffee, i said i had to take a piss and just left

3rd girl - black chick that all we did was screw

heh, 3rd time is the charm

but the black chick was a serious pot head
hahahahaha
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