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did you guys have trouble shitting before?

When I was eating right and taking heavy protein powders, I would sometimes go more than a day(sometimes 2) without dropping a brown guy. But I think that was attributed to not having enough water/day.
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When I was eating right and taking heavy protein powders, I would sometimes go more than a day(sometimes 2) without dropping a brown guy. But I think that was attributed to not having enough water/day.


really? when I was drinking a lot of protein shakes I had a tendency to get the drizzling shits
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Yea. But again, I think it had a lot to do with very little water intake. I would get very 'gurgly' belly, and I'd feel the urge to snap a grumpy off go away completely. I think it was a sign of me eventually getting impacted.
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the only thing that really stops me up is opiates

had surgery a couple years back and was on oxy for over a week didn't shit the whole time. When I finally did, it called for drastic measures and was a highly emotional event

the horror, the horror...


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Yep. Perc really backed me up too. Finally chopped a brown guy, felt like I was passing a massive concrete baby.
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this thread has devolved into two old farts talking about what constipates them
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My roommates are so fucking stupid they don't even know what 50/100/150/etc in Mbps/MBs means - they actually think the 2.4 and 5 GHz frequencies of the modem/router/gateway/fuckyou are the download speeds available to us

Jesus Christ, I'm living in Idiocracy.

I'm done though - I've got a phone line in my room and I'm getting ATT so I can have my own connection and not deal with these imbeciles and their shit
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The one roommate wants me to just hand over my info so we can put Comcast in my name (because the other roommate is leaving -- because of the one roommate), which I suggested because I would be the one monitoring it.

So, today I go out into the living room (apparently because of work schedules and shit we had to do some group call to get it switched over into my name (it would've been much easier imo for me to sign up for a new plan (((HELLO, HALF-OFF FOR 12 MONTHS ))) but apparently getting on a shitty Obama-phone with some bitch from Bangladesh is the more prudent route to take omfg kill me).

Anyway, as soon as the rep gets on the line the one roommate starts giving her his email address and phone number and the other roommate (the one who is leaving) says, "oh yeah it's cool, you just give E*** your info and he'll take care of everything." LOLOLOWUUUUUUUUUUUUUT???????

EAt my fucking ass you goddamn old ass freaks. God, it was seriously like trying to deal with my ignorant mother in similar matters. Fuck outta here.

The amount of stupidity just makes me want to pull jugulars out of idiots' throats with my bare fucking hands - NO, you don't get to sign up for services using my PI and NOT let me have any say in it. Holy fuck.
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And the mother fucker can't be reasoned with because he's old, stubborn, and delusional as fuck.

He's the one that practices singing his church music even though he's so bad he sounds like he's strangling a helium balloon.

He also into a fist fight with the roommate who is leaving because he (crazy) refused to turned down the heat.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

American Christian freaks ARE. THE. WORST. PEOPLE. ON. THE. FUCKING. PLANET.
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Ex Machina is most brilliant piece of film I have ever had the pleasure of personally witnessing in the very front of my physical being on the screen of a twenty-two inch piece of light-emitting diodical monitor of which the serpent of hell fir-
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no, but really it's pretty good.
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Ex Machina is most brilliant piece of film I have ever had the pleasure of personally witnessing in the very front of my physical being on the screen of a twenty-two inch piece of light-emitting diodical monitor of which the serpent of hell fir-

Damn, my brother, that was exceptionally lame
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