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girl from okcupid is coming to my house

we met on saturday for a more formal date, well, dinner and walking around. now she comin over.

but i have problems with intimacy and relating to people so i'll probably sit on the opposite side of the couch and pet my cat for distraction.
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i don't want a sex partner i have my hand for that, i just want a motherly figure who also pays some of the rent and other expenses.
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i suppose i can have sex with her once in a while more as a favor to her if she wants.
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but she better cook a mean meatloaf

and brownies
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shes using my shower
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ok the shower turned off, shes still in there but coming out any second. this is it guys
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hopefully shes one of those girls that hates sex like my ex wife
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ok she's gone now

we talked about our past relationships. shes in a hard place right now trying to make her move out on her own. my soft heart wants to tell her let's get serious fast and let her move in with me but i know that's not good for either of us. she needs to spend a while supporting herself. but after talking like that i feel like there is some relationship potential.

I mean still not 100% sure but like let's try and see. the thing is I'm not good at relationships I'd rather just sit at home shitposting and playing vido games every afternoon, because i live a privileged life and only have to work 40 hours a week to make ends meet, and i dont like social life i'd rather just sit at home shitposting and playing vido games every afte... almost got into a loop lol.

but yeah i'm better at relationships when we just live together because then i don't have to make any effort to keep in touch so idk.
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i'll make her rent for at least 3 months before i consider it. besides i'm talking ahead of myself here i've known her for 3 days.
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always good to have plans though. and that's what this is. a plan. plan for the future don't get caught off guard. like a boy scout always ready.
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tbh i'm not sure what love feels like but i was less attracted to her when i first met her because duh all her pictures were myspace angles and she's got some love handles but now idk she looks better. is that because of love, or something related to it
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